Cheesy chat up lines!

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  1. doggiestylegirluk

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    Is your surname Jacobs? Because you are a right cracker
     
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    Oh dear, I think that one goes beyond cheesy and borders on a penguin joke... (or, strangely enough, a cracker joke....) ;)
     
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    Oh yes. Nixie Jacobs ;)
     
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    I meant xmas crackers... ;)
     
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    Oh the cheap crackers. I like cheesy chat up lines.
     
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    Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
     
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    Not necessarily cheap, but they always come with corny jokes like that, haha. ;)
     
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    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
     
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    Plaster? Stop confusing me, haha.
     
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    Surely you partake of the paper headwear-wearing custom? :D xx
     
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    Oh yes - christmas is different in my family to the majority in the UK
     
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    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
     
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    Haha, so do you watch the official speech or the alternative one? Or not bother. :p :D
     
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    We do not really celebrate christmas. I'll leave you to work out why.

    This is a lovely chat up line

    You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
     
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    No worries, I don't do xmas either, but I still love the cracker jokes - hence why I first commented haha. :D
     
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    I do like the festive season - just not the commercialised abuse. A tree goes up in the house but that's about it.
     
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    "You look so good I can taste you from here"... :cool:
     
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    Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
     
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    Are you on Hollyoakes, you are that hot
     
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    Yeah, when it comes to xmas, I'm mostly all about W&G and the M&S/JL adverts..... but then, I'm shallow. :) xx
     
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