Chat up lines...... ( the good ones and the bad )

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    • How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
     
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    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
     
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    I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock
     
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    Where you been all my life!!
     
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    If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
     
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    They broke the mold after they created you beautiful.
     
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    My soul yearns for you when I'm not in your presence.
     
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    Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
     
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    Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
     
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    Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
     
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    Did if hurt when you fell from heaven? :eek::oops::rolleyes:o_O
     
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    "You look so good I can taste you from here"...
     
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    Your finer then aged wine!
     
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    Poof! I’m here, what were your other wishes?
     
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