Butt Measurements

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  1. Bella

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    A man and his wife were working in their garden
    one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
    'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet
    your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape
    and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife
    was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
    than the barbecue!! The woman chose to ignore her
    husbands comments.

    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
    a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife
    who completely brushes him off.

    'What's wrong?' he asks.
    She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to
    fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?


    :rofl That was just funny! :rofl
    ~Bella
     
  2. Rose

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    :rofl - Never under-estimate a woman's silence on a matter .... she's just "re-loading"! :pistols
     
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    Hahahaha that was hilarious......
     
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    Very cute!!

    ha
    ha
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Being the owner of a mighty big ass, I will refrain from commenting. Oops, I guess I just did, huh?
     
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  7. heelfetish

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    :rofl hahahaha that was good!
     
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    Big asses are the best! :) I'd rather have my nice round big ass than a flat ass, anyday.
     
  10. heelfetish

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    :pics
     
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    Good one Bella.


    And I love the new av.
     
  13. Bella

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    Thank you everyone for laughing with me on this one! :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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