A tragic tale

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  1. ninja08hippie

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    I am not the smartest creature in the forest, but I'm happy. I basically walk back and forth on my property, getting rid of trespassers, all of whom peacefully turn around. But not on this day. Today there was a new intruder, a tall red man. He was bounding towards me at a fantastic speed compared to me, but he seemed very mobile and I thought it would be quite obvious that I am not too maneuvering that well. I figure that he will avoid me, but what is he doing? Dear god, he's coming down on me, so I hide in my shell. He bounces off and I take a breath, knowing that I briefly avoided death, but what is this? I am suddenly being picked up, good lord, he's carrying me upside down with him. He throws me and I saw a prayer as I feel poor mushroom creatures being crushed under my shell without my control. Above me I see the red man hop into the water, where he found a fire flower and proceeded to slaughter the slow moving fish. Fear the red man.
     
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    so what you took?

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    Mario the monster. :lol
     
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    I heard another turtle saw the red man jump off a cliff with a pet yoshi, then he jumped off it's back to make the jump.
     
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