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I feel like ranting right now so read at your own risk.
Man, what is with all the damn censoring and taboos of naked people everywhere? It's always like that, I'll be playing some game and there's is some half nude babe but never ever any naked ones.
It's not like I don't know how naked people look. Hey if I want to see what a naked man looks like I can just look at myself so why can't I see naked men in games? Oh but intense ultra gore is totally fine. Or a game that will scare you until you piss youself and vow never to play it again but as soon as there's some nude people or Celestia forbid, sex in a game it's gotta be censored or banned or some shit.
I want more naked people in my life damnit!
Alright, just needed to get that out of my system. Thankfully there are a select few exceptions to this but I just don't understand how something that EVERYONE does (sex) or EVERYONE knows (genitals) can be taboo in any way.
I should just move to Japan, they're not so damn stingy with sex.
Oh, and to the two people that read it, thanks for reading!
I got a funny story I'd like to tell. Well, it's not so much a story as an anecdote.
This happened quite a while ago when I didn't have a big beard so keep that in mind.
I was out walking in a nearby city just looking through stores and doing some clothes shopping. Suddenly I heard someone call out "hey girl!" or something along those lines. I can't remember exactly as it was so long ago.
But then the guy kept calling and he stopped me cause he was calling for me.
Now I'm a male and he mistook me for a girl! :lol
I have long hair and i remember having it draped over my shoulders at the time and he was approaching me from behind so he didn't see my face until he stopped me.
Still to this day I find it amusing that someone actually thought I was a girl.
Maybe I'd make a sexy crossdresser.
Feel free to share your gender confusion stories if you have any.
Hey everyone, I have a story I wanted to share and since there's a blog section this is the perfect place I think.
So, I've finally done it and bought myself a sextoy thanks to some very appreciated advice from Mittimer.
It was a very anticipated wait from the moment I ordered it to when it arrived two days later, which was yesterday by the way. It's a cheaper sleeve with a modeled mouth to simulate oral sex. First thing I noticed was that it was more flexible and stretchy than I expected.
Since I masturbate a lot it had become a bit stale to use my bare hands so this was the perfect time to try something new.
Of course I read up on how to do things and I ordered a bottle of water based lube with the toy as well.
So when it arrived I was so excited I just had to try it out immedietly. I should say that I had never used any sort of lube either up to this point so everything was new and frankly a bit kinky to me.
I put some lube on my penis and in the mouth of the toy just as I had read on recommendations. At first it kept slipping off me because it's a bit tight and I had used quite a bit of lube but I soon got the hang of how to work the thing.
It felt quite different than what I was used to and in a good way too. and I must say that the look of it going up and down on my penis was quite arousing. Now I tought I would climax quickly under this new type of stimulation but I didn't, in fact it took quite a lot longer to reach orgasm than with using my bare hands. It was also a much slower build and climax. I felt the "peak" a lot longer and it felt amazing. If I just use my hands it's much more of a quick climb and a sharp short orgasm.
This had a funny side effect though because I was so used to the rythms of normal masturbation so I actually stopped moving right before I reached full orgasm which didn't feel so good to be honest.
I should add that I have used the toy four times thus far and this happened on my second go. So I guess I need to learn how I should use the toy better which to me is a fun prospect.
Another amazing thing (to me at least) was that my libido went crazy yesterday as a result of using the toy. I used the toy three times and I used my hand four times for a total of seven orgasms in a single evening. Totally crazy.
Normal for me is masturbation two to three times a day.
I am thinking of getting more toys in the near future due to the success of my first toy. It will probably be a fleshlight I'm thinking.
This is my first blog entry ever so dont be too harsh