Weird Sexy Dreams

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I tend to have really enlightening sexy dreams.

At one point with DBF, i realised i would probably marry him and never be with more than one man. Call me a man, but i wasn't happy with that.

So i dreamt i was making out with a guy and when i pulled down his pants his penis had jagged spikes and blades and barbed wire chomping at me. I was like "WTF!!!" and stood back. Clearly it was saying "No other dick for you".

I dream of doing random things...like trees....and myself...

I dream of other weird things. The latest was Hitler making a house inspection and i spent the entire dream cleaning my house....that was boring...

I have the most fantastic weird awesome dreams...and i love them. I used to write each one down so i could make a zine out of them.

One day i will...

Lets try to recall sexy dreams....

Once i dreamt a blonde ruled the town and she came to my house and fingered me.

Latest dream was of a teacher, who doesn't exhist, flirting with me in school, we got so far as him entering me and i swear i was making sounds so i woke myself up with them, very embarassing as i was sleeping at my parents with the door open with people awake and nice and quiet in the morning, so i think they may have heard my sexy cries. But i swear to you, i felt it, it felt better than any sex i've every had, and he just entered me...

I love sexy dreams, i literally, feel it. And i believe it feels better than real life. Definitely...

*sigh* Dreams, and brains, are awesome things my friends....awesome things.
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