Ugh!

Me: My friends are fat good-for-nothings
Other person 1: make new thin active friends
Me: Check it. The only time they ever want to go out is when it's to an eatery or some place where they can sit down (such as a movie theater).
Me: I should. These two suck.
Me: "Hey, wanna do dinner then go dancing?" "SUre!" they say. And always, after dinner they no longer want to go out.
Me: FUcking fat useless leeches.
Other Person 2: do they pay for their food?
Me: At times. Other times it's at my gf's family's house
Me: So no. Or they invite us to a food place.
Other Person 1: you can have your lazy friends and chill with um when your feelin lazy. then go to your new friends when you feel like doin something on the go
Other Person 2: then yes leech is an accurate description
Me: Existing outside of food or entertainment where being ambulatory isn't necessary is beyond their scope of reality.
Me: That's what I do.
Me: But I'm only feeing lazy when I'm on here
Me: *feeling