Star Trek Porn/Tuvok PORN STAR!

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I'm gonna expand it since i can't edit it

]Tuvok...porn star
[Janeway is spread eagle with a phaser dildo] Mark! Mark! wish you were here! I need your Shuttle in my Cargo Bay!]
[door chime]
Janeway: fucking hell [stands up in her night gown after deactivating the phaser dildo].... Come In
[WOOSH! the doors open and Tuvok enters]
[Janeway is standing in nothing but a nightgown]
Tuvok: Am I Disturbing You, Captain?
Janeway: Not at all [she smiles] what can i do for you Tuvok? [she brushes his arm softly]
Tuvok: I've got the sensor logs you requested [hands over the PAD with the data]
Janeway: Why are you giving me to this, Tuvok? this was Ensign Kim's assignment
Tuvok: It was but he had other plans
Janeway: Oh...I see, and that would be what?
Tuvok: He had a....holodeck appointment with Mister Paris
Janeway: [grunts postively and a nod]hmm! you know they're fucking right?
Tuvok: I was not aware of that fact,
Janeway: Like Bert & Ernie
Tuvok: is it a violation of Star Fleet protocol?
Janeway: No but this is [she drops her gown to the floor, her pubic hair is groomed into the Kirk Era arrow head symbol of starfleet]
[Janeway approaches and cltuches Tuvok]
Janeway: I'm so hot for you Tuvok
Tuvok: Fascinating
Janeway: Like what you see?
Tuvok: Your physical attributes intrigue me, Captain
Janeway: Well big boy, you just gonna stand there or are you gonna jump my bones
Tuvok: To say you're attractive is the understatement of century therefore to not "jump your bones" would be [turns his head sharply to look into the camera]ILLOGICALl!
Janeway: Well get busy you vulcan stud! That's an order!
[Tuvok drops trou] Phaser armed and ready. Set to level 7 arousal
Janeway: Battle stations! [while shaking her head smiling and arms out]
[Tuvok pushes her onto the bed and spreads her legs]
Tuvok: Thrusters engaged!
Janeway: Board my vessel baby!
Tuvok: The vessel has docked, Captain!
Janeway: Red Alert! I think you hit my G-spot!
Tuvok: Commencing Operation Make My Captain Come
Janeway: Oh gosh! you've done it!
Tuvok: My phaser is armed!
Janeway: Fire At Wil!
Tuvok: Yes Captain
[fires his weapon at Wil Wheton]
[Janeway]Fucking kid! Ruined Next Gen! Now fuck me you only black Vulcan in Starfleet!
[Chakotay barges in] Captain, i've been going over these level 3 type 7 neuro-connetic experimental Tachyon-Dylithium converter overlays a bunch of words no one gives a shit about from Alpha Confetti Seti in the Saget system...[stops dead in his tracks].GoooWahhhhhh....
Janeway: CHAKOTAY!!
Tuvok: THis isn't what it looks like, Commander!
Chakotay: Then what is it Lieutenet?!?! Huh? You've docked with your Captain, Explain that motherfucker!
Tuvok: I was merely making scans of her body, clothes inhibite the procedure
Janeway: DEEPscans!
Chakotay: Deep scans my ass! We're gonna handle it like we would in my tribe! To the death!
[Star Trek: TOS battle theme heard]
Tuvok: What in *beep* was that?!:
Janeway: Sorry, Tuvie, that's my ringtone, Picard is calling!
Chaktay: Belay that cell transmission!
Tuvok: Lets get it on, to not would be [looks into the camera] ILLOGICAL!
[Chakotay rips off his shirt]
Tuvok: Logic dictates that since you slept with a night light in your quarters, you are therefore a pussy! I accept your challenge, pussy!
Chakotay: Do you ahve to tell him everything Kathryn!?!
Janeway: Sometimes I say crazy shit in bed, shit one time i called B''elanna Tores mommy
Tuvok: we will discuss your sluttiness another time, after i get tested, but before then i'm gonna kick Chakotay's ass!
Chakotay: Get that *beep* camera out of here!
[shuttled POV of camera man, nearly tripping in POV] Sorry Comander!
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