I was at my gf's house. My dad called to see how I was doing. We chatted for a few minutes. He said that he was going to get off of the phone so that I could have more time to "pucker and kiss her."
I completely heard "to fuck her and kiss her."
This was especially funny because he's quite religious (comes from a family of preachers, deacons, etc) and usually strays from using curse words or being too crass (I'm the opposite). I think I've heard him curse three times in my life.
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