i woke up in the afternoon with a nice little hangover. Needless to say, so did steph. She came back to our room from the hospital and passed out without waking me up.
I looked like the walking dead as I made my way to breakfast or lunch, whatever the fuck meal it is when you wake up at almost three in the afternoon. I ate very slowly and methodically and felt a little more human.
I joined my other two girlfriends at the pool and sipped a Bloody Mary. I'm pretty sure at this point they regretted coming to Vegas with me but they were nice and didn't say so.
Day/night three was pretty tame. We needed a night off. Steph was in no shape to leave the room so she didn't. I spent the day at the pool recovering.
As typically happens to females in Vegas, we were approached my several groups of guys. One group was funny so we talked to them most of the day. We got on the topic of peeing in the pool. I don't remember the conversation but one guy that was getting increasingly drunk and obnoxious told us he loves golden showers. I think he was going for shock factor from us girls. I said something like "well then you're in luck because I really have to pee." He said something like "I'd love to be peed on by you."
His friends really wanted to make this happen so they volunteer to help block us from view at the edge of the pool so I could sit there while I pissed on their friend that would be in the water. My girls laughed and said "fuck it, piss on the little bastard."
The boys set up their pseudo wall and I pulled my thong to the side and let forth a nice steady stream that landed on the guy's face. People that saw laughed and teased him. He either enjoyed it or pretended to. I had fun so it didn't really matter to me whether he really did or not.
The rest of the time we took it easy. No more craziness that trip!
Quick post bachelorette party update: steph and her husband are fine. She lied and I backed her up.
I don't know first hand what happened to tankini but I heard she denied everything and are still married. I'm sure they attended some extra church session or some shit and is somehow absolved of all infidelities and lying. I never spoke to the bitch again.
I told my then fiancé all about the trip. Then we had a lot of sex and got married!
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