You're Hired

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Sweetlysad, Feb 25, 2015.

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    Sex toy tester. Specializing in the corrct sizing of cock cages and strap on's!!!
     
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    lol, I think I'll put in my resignation today on that position and stick with my Cabana boy and chief doggy poop picker upper assignment you gave me earlier. :D

    Oh btw the secretary job has a dress code. I require topless. :p
     
    #64 Dog_E_Ryder, Mar 9, 2015
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    Least I will save money on clothing :)

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    :D Dance instructor and pole maintenance tech.
     
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    You are hired - dog treat taste tester
     
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    I don't know about a job for you, but I'd like to put in an application to be your (very) hands-on "bodyguard." ;);)
     
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    My personal naked masseuse :p:p:p:p
     
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    Ditto for you;):D:cool:
     
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    Hahaha! That’s cheating.

    Handyman (you are good with your hands and tools right?? ;)) lol
     
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