This morning, while hubby was still asleep, I hopped in the shower and shaved everything nice and bare, then, I came into the bedroom, woke him up and told him "Eat!", then put the goods in his face. He said, "We don't have time A (the kid I babysit in the morning) will be here any minute, and G (our son) is up and eating his breakfast already." I said, "Then you'd better hurry," and shoved his head under the covers. He gave up his protests and went downtown. I came in 3 minutes. He then jumped on board and went off in a minute. Total time = 4 minutes. A new personal best for us. So, how long did your quickest quickie take?