You Might Be A Prevert If

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  1. Mr.Tongue

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    well this kinda came up in another thread ,so I thought it'd be fun for everyone to play the jeff foxworthy adult role.

    add you twist.
    You might be a prevert if :
    sorry I'm at a blank right now, but Iam sure some you witty types can ran with this
     
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    You might be a pervert if you stock up on candy bars, and "lost kitten" posters, then wax your plain white van in preparation for your hot "date".

    You might be a pervert if you have monogrammed jizz rags labeled "Hers", "His", and "Fido".

    You might be a pervert if, you stuff your pockets with condoms before going to visit your grandfather at the nursing home.

     
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    if you kiss your granny good bye and she slips you the tongue and you go back for more
     
  4. Barbwire

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    You might be a pervert if you are rushed to the Emergency Room to have half a bag of carrots taken out of your ass after being the "winner" in a "Baby Carrot Ass Stuffing" contest.
     
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    if you get a bright idea that includes a light bulb in your ass
     
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    You cut your pockets in your pants and ask people to dig out the change...
     
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    ... you get a boner under the family dinner table when grandma talks about her famous "creampie"

    ...When you hear someone say "movie night" you get hard.

    ...you're thinking of things to write in this thread.
     
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    I took it as a humorous intentional misspell. :shrug
     
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    If your first words to your SO were "your mother sent me to collect you"
     
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    ...if you think dirty thoughts when girls talk about horse riding.
     
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    if you are on a first name basis with the counter person at the penny candy store.