You got spunk WHERE?!

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Godiva, May 8, 2011.

  1. Godiva

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    Yup, thought i'd be all adventurous and wank him off in the lounge....
    instead i ended up getting spunk all over his dry clean only jacket...
    *fail*

    where have you ended up getting your/their spunk?!
     
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    Once on my parents bed (long story lol), i was masturbating on my stomach and i was just learning that i could roll up right when i'm about to cum to watch it come out of my penis so i did..and i came and it shot up just LEPT up and landed on their bed i was mortified
     
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    oh my girlfriends sisters teddy bear.
     
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    as Kermit: on miss piggy's sister
     
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    I've gotten his jizz all over my childhood teddy bear a time or two. The curtains behind the bed too.
     
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    Girls cum seems to be much more a hassle than guys semen. I had to originally get rid of the sheets because I couldn't clean this girls cum out of it. I also had a pair of gym shorts I had to throw away because they were full of some girls mess.
     
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    Any ways to get it out of clothing?!
     
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    ceiling of the car, wall behind the headboard, tent ceiling, but worst of all was inside my GF when the condom broke... oops. fortunately no unwanted pregnancy but it was a stressful week.
     
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    I hit myself square in the eyeball while jacking off one day. My whole eye socket was burning and my eye was bloodshot for a good solid day. I had to lie and say I got head and shoulders shampoo in it when showering!
     
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    I once got it in the girl's hair, and she started crying because she thought it was like gum and it would take her getting her hair cut to get it out. "It's not 'gum' sweetheart, just 'cum.'"

    I once got it on the bridge of my nose... just a speckle... but it was challenging to my sexuality.
     
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    sweet home...
    I dont know if getting cum in your belly button is normal or not but...
     
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    I always wanted to do this; Cum in a girl's belly button and then squeeze her tummy in a chewing motion and say "Nom nom nom."

    I'm a horrible person.
     
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    sweet home...
    Well that's just not right lol
     
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    =( I need help =P
     
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    The first time I ever stroked looking at a porno mag I actually hit the ceiling. It's been diminishing returns ever since though.
     
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    lol...wow....didn't think i'd find so many weird places :p