Wow! i just saved $69 on my sex life!

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  1. Amature

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    And, probably saved a few broken hearts of females! I was looking at a news article and saw an ad on the three things to say to any female to make her want me. Although I am happily married, I thought instantly making my wife hot for me any time I wanted was kind of appealing, so I listened to the 20 plus minute video. It was for Pandora's Box Girlfriend Magnet. Also disclosed was the things to say in a text to make her uncontrollably horny, and the 22 words to drop innocently into any conversation to get her attention sexually, instantly. It was tempting, I have to admit. But, with my already sexual magnetism and prowess, I'm not sure I trust myself with any more such powers. I just could not take the chance of abusing the emotional well being of females everywhere. I mean, what if I was talking to a lady and accidentally said two or three of the magic turn on words? It would be kind of embarrassing if she suddenly jumped up on me and started riding me in church, or grabbed me by the ears and forced my head to her voluptuous breasts. And, I hated to make my wife so dependent on me sexually that another man, should I die, could not live up to my memories. So ladies, I hate to dissapointment you. And guys, you need not thank me for not stealing your women folk. I'm just satisfied knowing I saved $69.95!
     
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    ha ha, and you have my eternal thanks. and invest your $69.95 wisely.
     
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    That's ok Eastrock, just trying to help my fellow men. And I will take your advice on spending my money wisely. I'll probably get some new porn off the discount video section at PornWorld, a 2 litter of Diet Coke, a bag of Cheetos, and just waste the rest of today's savings!
     
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    lol
    I need to know what these magic words are that are going to make me loose all control :)
     
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    Me too. It's a small price to satisfy our curiosities. Or maybe we could ask all the guys to start guessing & we could rate the effect on us
     
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    Oh yes great idea! Start a thread :)
     
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    You'll end up with an orange cock from watching porn and eating Cheetos
     
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    Damn! I just won the lottery!!!!!! There girls, did that just send a little shiver up your spines?????? LOL. Eastrock, I think you must have heard that joke about the Orange dick and Cheetos too! LOL
     
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    THAT was hilarious! :D
     
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    They're called Wotsits here, but yes, yes I have. :)
     
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    Wait--if you send her a text that makes her uncontrollably horny, that means you're not with her when she's suddenly out of control! Someone else might get the benefit of her sudden horniness. I think this is not such a good idea.
     
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    Meee, want me to send you a message and you're boyfriend can let me know how it affects you? LOL. :p