A staple of my adolescence was Playboy and a staple of Playboy, during the Christmas season, was always some variation of a gorgeous female laying in front of a fire, next to the tree, sensual clothing and Santa Claus be it a cartoon or a photo shoot, pre Santa arriving (or pre-cumming, as the case may be) during the act (remember this was pre ED medication, so, to us guys, the implication was that Santa was a STUD) or post coital, rosy cheeks, big smiles, unwrapped gifts and so forth. So, ladies, does the idea of the Big Man himself coming down the chimney, baring gifts and unwrapping you turn you on or no? If yes, what is the turn on of Santa, if no, why? Too old? Looks too much like your grandfather, etc? Merry Christmas all you fuckers! And I mean that in the best sense and spirit of the season!