Would you bang Santa?

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by LPjammin, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. LPjammin

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    A staple of my adolescence was Playboy and a staple of Playboy, during the Christmas season, was always some variation of a gorgeous female laying in front of a fire, next to the tree, sensual clothing and Santa Claus be it a cartoon or a photo shoot, pre Santa arriving (or pre-cumming, as the case may be) during the act (remember this was pre ED medication, so, to us guys, the implication was that Santa was a STUD) or post coital, rosy cheeks, big smiles, unwrapped gifts and so forth.

    So, ladies, does the idea of the Big Man himself coming down the chimney, baring gifts and unwrapping you turn you on or no?

    If yes, what is the turn on of Santa, if no, why? Too old? Looks too much like your grandfather, etc?

    Merry Christmas all you fuckers! And I mean that in the best sense and spirit of the season!
     
  2. Barbwire

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    That's just wrong. You need help, LP. You need serious help. :uhh:
     
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    Reminds me of the old joke about Santa being so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live :D
     
  4. Dreama

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    No, no, and no. I'm more attracted to people that exist.
     
  5. AnonymousOne

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    Wait .... what are you trying to say here?!?!?!

    Santa's .... not ... RRrrrReal?!?

    :cry :cry :cry
     
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    Someone had to say it, damn it! You're living a lie!
     
  7. Bluesy

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    :uhh: :nerv :p On the other hand, I would most definitely bang his son, Studly Claus (he's the dude that delivers "presents" to the naughty girls ;)):

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    No! The Easter Bunny told me that Santa doesn't exist, but I simply don't believe him. I think the Easter Bunny is just envious..."Peter Cottontail" is apparently a bit of a misnomer, if you follow me. Long live Santa Clause!

    BD
     
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    Oh no no no. Could not do Santa. Didn't your daddies play Santa? Where can I go to sit on Studly's lap (or face)
     
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    Uhm...

    I'd only bang Santa if my SO was dressed as him...:brow
     
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    Ohhhh so THAT'S what that raggedy corpse in my chimney is ... damn.
     
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    he fat n gross lol
     
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    no...i think of santie as more of a grandfatherly figure! =/
     
  14. Bluesy

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    Did you get a special visit from Studly Claus, too? :brow (It's Ok, I promise I won't tell! ;))
     
  15. LPjammin

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    Well...

    ...all I can say is you people obviously didn't 'read' very much Playboy back in the day.

    Prudes.


    :lol
     
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    I would be a dissapointment..lol
     
  17. Bluesy

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    Now I'm curious...I wonder if Playgirl does a Christmas spread with an elderly Mrs. Claus having a little fun with a naked young hunk while Mr. Claus is out on the rounds ;) :brow
     
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    My uncle dresses up as Santa for my lil cousins.

    I have a seriously wrong image in my head now lol
     
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    Yes, I did!!! and he brought me a wonderful new toy to boot! :phat HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Hope it comes in with a bang for you :)
     
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    If they don't they should!!!!:dgrin