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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Sweetlysad, Jan 18, 2015.
What was your worst sexual experience?
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I don't know if it even counts.. But I got intimate with a guy, when he took of his underwear I saw he has a really small one and I gave him a stupid excuse and ran off.. I know it's mean and childish but that's what happened...
You might be surprised that size is not really that important. It is what you do with it that matters. Not childish . Not mean. We can't all be porn stars . Things can get better. LOL
After my inner whore was released, I met a guy. It was really hot, very quick. A lot of chemistry. The first time we slept together it was awful. I left his house thinking "I can't go thru my entire life with sex that bad". Knowing first times can be awkward I gave it another try. It was much better.
I was 17 and really naive about a lot of things. I went to the drive in movie with a girl I had dated a couple times. I was still a virgin and the only thing I ever did was kissing, boob playing and a little fingering. We starting making out and I tried to pull her shirt up. It wouldn't come up. So I undid her pants and slid my hand down. The shirt didn't end. I thought, WTF? She had like a bathing suit on? I figured she didn't want to do anything. The next day her sister told me she had a body suit on and all I had to do was unbutton it at the crotch. Why didn't the girl tell me? I was so embarrassed. Back then you couldn't Google it on your smart phone.
I met this woman and we went out. When we got back to my place, we were laying on the bed, fooling around and when I climbed between her legs I didn't realize how close to the edge of the bed she was and my leg slipped off the side and we tumbled to the floor. Needless to say, after falling, couldn't even begin to finish as we were laughing so hard.
Interesting about the mistake in the title. My "worst" sex was still "worth" it. It was just a matter of learning by doing. It involved bumping into each other, saying "oops" and "sorry", and laughing when necessary. But aside from that, the worst sex we had was because of mosquitoes. That really might not have been worth it.
Oh dear! I didn't even notice the mistake.
Predictive text isn't always my best friend.
I noticed the mistake and even the worst sex was worth it.
Years back, I caught a ride home from a co-worker from a company Xmas party. I was really drunk. She was like 7 months pregnant and that was such a turn on. Now to the worst part. We ended up doing it in her car because my roommate also worked with us and she didn't want to face him coming home with me being pregnant and all.
I had so much Jack and Coke that I was rock hard but could not cum.
We went at what seemed for atleast an hour all the while accidentally honking the horn several times trying to get a better grip. After about 1 1/2 hours of solid sex she tells me I was too drunk and kicked me out of her car.
While in my opinion any sex is good sex. This was probably one of my worst.
Besides being sexually assaulted at 16, some stupid douche bit down once whilst giving me oral
A girl scratching me with her teeth cuz she didn't know how to give a BJ lol. Not fun so I had to teach her how
First BJ I ever had. I was very new at sex. It was with a prostitute, not very skilled.
Got it done outdoors, I was nervous about getting caught and I hard a hard time keeping it hard.
It didn't take me long to cum and I didn't feel it much.
I met an older woman a few years ago, went at her place. She was clearly faking it,
and she went for a HJ after faking her orgasm from me playing with her. I was disappointed there.
The the HJ, she insisted she knew how to do it after I tried to show how to, very rigid in her ways.
She kept switching once she had me "in the zone" and overstimukated me a few times.
Got soft and she gave up. Neither one of us orgasmed and she didn't fool me.
Also she had sent me pics of her younger and was quite surprised when I got to her place.
I am fine with ages but when someone sends outdated photos, not good.
Triple disappointed. No, make that quintuple!
We started with masaging each other. She was lousy at it, and she hurried me to finish her.
I can't remember having a bad experience. Some not as good as others. But all okay
I dont know...They all felt good to me xo
I had two "worsts" and I can't figure out which was "worster".
The first one was a super romantic night with a girl I was REALY into. Things were going great... wine..candles.. she climbs on top of me.. lowers herself on.. and I ask her if she is comfortable. She gives me this funny look and starts balling. Instant shrinkage on my part...and were done. She goes onto tell me how "are you comfortable" is what her father said when he...
Second one..polar opposite... hot and heavy.. wild and crazy.. she says "pin my legs back and bang me hard" so I say to myself "no problem!" I start to pick up that she likes it best if I come all the way out and zoom all the way back in nice and hard. So I'm rinsing and repeating when I loose the angle and end up ramming speed in the wrong area. The scream sounded like something you would hear from a dying moose. We were pretty much done for the night there too.
I can appriciate the "wrong hole"scream!
Yep, I had something similar happen too but not the wrong hole soft landing. Going jackhammer, slipped out and hit something solid, perhaps the mattress or whatever but bent my cock right angles and damaged urethra. Instant soft pudding and pissing blood for weeks after!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
worst one was my first one, plenty of foreplay trying to convince her I new what I was doing, then shot my load before I even got my cock in her pussy, made a right mess on her parents carpet.