[Ask a Girl] Worst Pickup Lines/Attempts You've Gotten?

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  1. EarthboundEnigma

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    I'm a guy, and I know that guys (particularly hetrosexual guys) ...can say some pretty stupid stuff when thinking strictly with their dick. I was wondering ladies, what is the dumbest thing a man has said to you on here or in real life when trying to flirt or get a little action?
     
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    "Wanna go make out?"

    That was at the end of a coffee/first meet.
     
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    Well... at least he was forward.
     
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    Lines I've used/seen used So, do you want to fuck or what?

    Don't I know you? Ya, ya, I know you, I fucked you once. Don't you remember at that one party?

    Do you want to go for a ride by the river? Oh, you just want to go out and fuck, but that's all right

    I was asked if I wanted some NSA. I couldn't hear very well and at the moment I was concentrating on work and had no idea what she was asking. LOL I kept saying WHAT? And she kept asking louder. LOL

    Ended up forgetting all about it my next trip. Might have missed a good thing.
     
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    The other night at work my wife got "Listen if you'll fuck me I'll buy you a new car and a house". Lol.
     
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    I believe I might be encouraging my wife a little for the new car and house. Make sure she gets the car and house first. Or she might get a double fucking.
     
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    Should he have asked at the beginning of coffee?
     
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