[Ask a Girl] Worst pick up lines?

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  1. wanderingwife

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    A guy once said to me "Can you imagine how hot you'd be if you wore enough makeup?" I was minding my own business when he approached and delivered that little gem. Thanks douche!

    Ladies, any other brilliant pick up lines you've received?
     
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    I know you asked the ladies, but I have to comment. I simply can not imagine anyone having the nerve to say that kind of thing to anyone. I'm sorry.
     
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    "On a scale of one for America, how free are you tonight?"

    and

    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

    There are plenty more that are just as bad but I just don't care to remember them all.

    Also the best line ever.

    "Want to hang out tonight and fuck?"

    lol...
     
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    I like the last one best LOL - at least it is honest :D
     
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    9 times out of 10 it is "hi gorgeous" or "hi beautiful" or "hi sexy". Then I roll my eyes and move away. I can't remember any good ones because its been some time since I was out without my man on my arm.
     
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    heard just about everything you can possibly imagine over the years ....some were creative though .
    a waitress once said it was her birthday and myself and my man could take turns spanking her if we wanted after she got off work ......
    i about fell out of my chair i tell you ......hehehe
     
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    hi my names ginger this is my friend @JonJo :(
     
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    So very true my friend @ginger , so very true.:(
    With two handsome guys like us making a decision must be impossible for the girls - do they go for the one with no nose or the one with big yellow teeth :rolleyes:
     
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    I remember it differently wasn't it because we didn't have enough money ;) lol
     
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    Again you are right @ginger , your memory is getting better, the tablets must be working.
    You'd just bought another watch and I'd just paid my accountant (again) :)
     
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    I'd like to think its your influence & wisdom rather than the tab's which of course play there apart it also explans why I'm always skint..
     
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    I had a similar situation, kinda...was already on a date with a guy and he pointed to a gf of mine (my friend even!) Imagine how hot youd be if your ass looked like hers? I smiled at him and pointed to a random sexy man and asked, imagine how hot youd be if your dick was as big as his? Then I left. :p
     
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    haha BURN and well deserved. What a douche, glad you ditched that dude @RaynieJ ;)
     
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    Yea you guys can be a real piece of work sometimes. ;)
     
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    U women arnt that crash hot either I had a chick ask me once where to get drugs wich I had no idea as I don't take them and then she said I want some drugs so u can eat me out such a charmer