Worst movie ever

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  1. CLE32793

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    What's the worst movie you recall seeing.
    Mine is Legal Eagles, we left the theater. Not to mention Blair Witch Project.
    So what's your 'I'll never watch that crap again.' movie?
     
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    Eyes Wide Shut... we left the theatre...
     
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    Turbo - Disney movie about snails. 15 minutes in I was falling asleep. I put my son on my lap, hands through my sweatshirt and took a nap for 45 minutes!
     
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    Agreed, horrible. I didn't see Turbo. I have slept through some movies though, probably more than my far share.
     
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    I didn't like it much, but I do love Eyes Wide Shut parties. It's nice to dance in lingerie, sex all around.
     
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    Given that I just saw the last installment of Resident evil, the movie that comes to mind as just plain terrible and incredibly disappointing was -I think- the third Resident evil. It was shocking given the quality of the previous ones.
     
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    I'm with you on Blair witch project. That one sucked.
     
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    Grown ups 2 or anything with Adam Sadler in it.
     
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    Anything from the Twilight series
     
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    I can't even watch Adam Sandler on interviews LOL
     
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    YESSSSSSS!
     
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    The Village. Was another one that sucked. The Bridges of Madison county, Also comes to mind.
     
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    The conjuring I hate jump scares, but it was kinda bad in hindsight
     
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    What? WHAT? LOL If we ever go on a date, we won't go to the movies ;)
     
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    I didn't like the movie Crash. Awfully bad to my taste, but got awards.
     
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    I'm too "hyper-critical," I'd have a list; not just one... Off the top of my head, I'd say Jeff, Who Lives At Home.

    I'm also a fucking snob elitist hack critic when it comes to movies.

    PS - Eyes Wide Shut was not very good for a Stanley Kubrick film, but I guarantee you it has no place on a "Worst Movie Ever" list. It's a goddamned masterpiece compared to so, so, so many. ;)
     
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    This is a tough question, as I have seen many, many bad films but I guess they are not worth mentioning unless they were popular enough for people to remember them so I will list 3 that I have seen on a cinema screen.

    1. BATTLEFIELD EARTH



    2. Movie 43



    3. Third is hard... Brady Bunch Movie or A Very Brady Sequel



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKyDjTXTioY

    I will go with The Brady Bunch Movie as it inspired the second...
     
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    I found this movie interesting. It is actually a bit of a forerunner in terms of success of independent film through word of mouth. It shook up the horror movie genre. We first watched it when it was released on video ( I didn't have a DVD player yet). My wife was scared and consequently, I still remember, we had great sex that night.
     
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    We watched it and was really like, Is this it? like the little piles of rocks, Outside there tents, When they woke up. Then that stick thing, Hanging from the trees. And the infighting about being lost in the woods making circles. And when it ended, with that guy, Standing in the corner. Maybe I just didn't get it. I'm sure they made good money on it, Cause they sure didn't have any money in it. Probably any of us, Could make a movie like that. If we wanted to.