Worst line after sex

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  1. chrissie

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    What is the worst line a person you slept with has said to you after sex. A one nighter I had a few years ago resulted in the guy saying "I've never fucked a chick with tits as big as yours before", just after he had cum. How do you reply to something like that?!
     
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    :whoa - I bet it was YOUR decision to make that a 1-night stand, huh?

    As far as in my experience? - I have always left my men breathless and speechless, so I have nothing to share. :brow
     
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    I once took home a guy from my regular watering hole after a long night of drinking. So, anyways, I let him tear my clothes off of me, and he says, "Wow, your body is much hotter than Ann's!" Ann was the scum sucking whore of a bar maid at the bar we had just come from. She was a nasty thing, always sporting hickies and herpes sores on her lips. She was as used up looking as the rag she wiped the bar with.

    I showed that stupid SOB the door so fast his head was spinning!
     
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    I left as early as I could the next day!:lol
     
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    I've had BETER!
     
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    Braggin again, Huh???
     
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    Was it good for you? Never had this one used on me, but it's a shitty, generic one.
     
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    You fuck a lot better than your brother. Man I didn't even know she knew my brother.
     
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    "My wife would like you...."
     
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    "You're bigger than him down there" said my sister in law!:nerv
     
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    From my very first time my ex-bf said " your not really that good at head" and my other ex-bf said " I cant go anymore. I cant keep up" HUM.... the first comment sent me for a loop and he never got head again from me again.
     
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    "Even bad head is good head," said my ugly friend.
    Ask Bill Clinton.:D
     
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    The kicker is I'm awsome at head... I dont mean to toot my own horn but I got to pass the word that HE missed out! If you dont beleive me as the USS Lake Erie US Navy... my ex passed the word to his whole ship! LOL Nave Men!
     
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    Worst line after sex.....

    Did the earth move for you?

    Reply: What you mean we had sex?

    Oh dear!
     
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    Worst line before sex:

    "I spent all me money on whiskey and beer."
     
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    Worst line during sex (from the woman)

    "Is it in yet"

    oops

    lol
     
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    "you dont satisfy me!", from a woman lying on her back that was about as cold as dead fish.. no wonder, how can those be satisfied.. damn chick, didnt make out with her ever again..
     
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    "was it good for you" has to be one of the worst, IMO.
     
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    worst line after sex..

    That's it?
     
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    The worst line after sex;

    Thank you !!