why do guys like sultanas?

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  1. stormcom

    stormcom New Member

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    Hey everyone im new here and would like to say what a nice site this is. Any way heres my first question,

    My girlfriend asked me if i knew "why do guys like sultanas so much?" the other night and i was like i dont know. and she was like well i will have to show u on new years eve then. Im sure its something sexually but dont know what. Can anyone help me on this so i know what im in for?


    Thankyou.
     
  2. Logger

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    Sultanas

    I am an old timer, and I don't remember hearing the term. But it sounds like you have something to look forward to. Since you are not married, it might be wise to bring along some latex protection. I prefer lambskin, but that is not effective against some STD's.

    Have you ever seen a female condom? Koromex Jelly is supposed to be a spermicidal.

    Perhaps her girl friends know what Sultana is.

    Bet wishes,

    Logger.
     
  3. Shellen77

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    Maybe her girlfriends name is Sultana? LOL! Just kidding...couldn't resist that one!

    Honestly, I haven't heard of that term before. When you find out, let us know. Good luck & hope it's fun!:D
     
  4. iamjustme

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    I haven't heard the term before neither... why don't you simply ask your girlfriend what is talking about?

    And please tell us later...
     
  5. Ryan

    Ryan Gold Member

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    Searched for it, didn't come with any results.
     
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    ?? sultanas ???
     
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    Thought I had heard of everything.Not a clue about*sultanas*
     
  8. farspark

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    I went for a nude swim in a mountain tarn once (which is a lake not feed by rivers) and my testicles kind of looked like sultanas after that. I don't have an opinion about whether I 'liked' them that way however, the felt more kind of numb.

    Maybe you misheard and your friend was asking "Why do guys like sultans?" In which case the answers easy - because of all the harems and of course those cool, baggy pants.
     
  9. Giles

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    Okay, so...what the Hell is it?? Since the original poster didn't return to explain, one can only assume:

    A), the young lady stood him up and he never saw her again, thus perpetuating his (and our) ignorance of this mysterious whateveritis, or

    B), he found out...and it killed him.

    Mysteries aren't that much fun if someone's ripped out the last page!
     
  10. Frank Grimes

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    I don't feel so bad

    I had to go read this post, because I felt dumb as hell not knowing what a "sultana" is. Now I don't feel so bad. At least I know what a snardingler is.
     
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    O.k..now I feel bad, what's a snardingler? Has any one ever heard of it?
     
  12. Frank Grimes

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    Sultanas

    All year round
    The sultana differs from the raisin in two ways, one of which is fairly apparent. It is lighter in colour – the lighter the better, in quality terms – but it is also the sun-dried grape of one variety alone, the green, seedless Sultana grape of ancient (possibly Persian) lineage. The business of drying vine fruits has taken ancient names like Smyrna and Corinth, and Mediterranean families into the New World: the sultanas grown in the irrigated lands along the Murray River, in Victoria and South Australia, are especially fine and were developed by Greek immigrants from the 1920s onwards.

    So, apparently, Farspark's testicles looked like raisins. Tiny, tiny raisins. :rofl
     
  13. Frank Grimes

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    It's basically the same thing as a burflugger, if that helps.
     
  14. touchzing

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    Maybe his girlfriend has a lot of males in her life who are into exotic raisins.