Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12

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  1. jgood4u

    jgood4u New Member

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
    walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

    To which the man as a matter-of-fact replies, "Those are called condoms,
    son. Men use them for safe sex."

    "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health
    class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
    and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
    for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
    for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
    Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
    pack.

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
    married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March.....":lol
     
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    T^he punchline was pretty good :lol:lol:lol but the rest of the joke took a bit of effort.
     
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    :lol

    It took a while to get there, but the punchline was worth it!
     
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    :D nice one:)
     
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    rofl good one