Why Coffee is better

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  1. bighiker2003

    bighiker2003 Banned

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    Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than Women . Coffee doesn't complain when you've put whipped cream in it. . Coffee looks better in the morning.

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    I wouldn't complain if you put whipped cream on me. ;)

    Also, does a cup of coffee really look better than your woman in the morning? I mean if I said to Krof, "You can either have me or a cup of coffee this morning," I'm pretty sure he'd choose me.

    Nothing gives you that morning pick-me-up more than a nice round of morning sex. :)
     
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    im gona have to agree with puss coffee really isnt better, id much prefer a woman in the morning
     
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    Coffee doesn't have morning breath, it always smells good.
     
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    Right CL
    And the Morning sex, Well right after my morning coffee.

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    I Beg To Differ!! :(
    I happen to look hot with whipped cream on! :woohoo
    & I taste sweeter than any cup of coffee! :cheer
    ~Bella
     
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    Any man who got up to have his coffee first..... well, if I knew that he was leaving bed to have coffee before loving on me..... prolly shouldn't come back expecting the loving. ;)
     
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    Sex in the morning ( waking her up with a long slow tongue massage )


    That or coffee.....hmmmmmmm truely a tough choice......forgets all about the coffee in an instant