Why are some kids so fucking dumb?

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  1. Jayce

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    I'm driving home, it's about 10, my lights are on, and I spot 4 kids walking in the road. They ranged in age from 13-15 from my best guess. They were IN THE MIDDLE of the fucking road, just walking. So I thought well, I'll show them who the badass is. I aimed my car so I'd drive as close as possible to the one kid closest to the middle.

    My car is a manual, and I was in second gear with it revving at about 4,500 RPM and rising (I just wanted them to hear the engine loud as if I were speeding fast as hell). The girl closest to the center jumped out of the way (even though I wasn't going to hit her anyway :brow ) and since my window was down I heard this yelling.

    "What the fuck was that? Motherfucker you wanna start? Get the fuck back here bitch!"

    I was tempted to just jack the E-brake, spin around, and rip up the road towards them. I fucking hate kids like this. This is why innocent people like me get put in jail for beating up these useless fucks. Thanks to taco bell, it's all I could think about at the moment, so I quickly rushed home to gobble it up.
     
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    yay for driving a stick! What kinda car?
     
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    It's just an 01 Elantra. I just purposely left it in second so it'd sound like I was accelerating fast as hell, hopefully to scare them a bit.


    Edit - Another quick story. There was another kid around my area that liked to race his RC car out into the road as you passed and scare the shit out of you. Unfortunately, may his car rest in pieces. :)
     
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    I was riding shotgun with my friend when something like that happened. It works better if you're driving an LS1 powerd V8 Trans Am with a full through Racing exhaust. I think one kid pissed himself it was so loud... :lol
     
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    Yeah. :( I don't exactly have a large engine, but I'm sure with how close I got to them they could hear it, though.
     
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    Why didn't you just run over them? :uhh: Wait, that's a crime, isn't it? Were they dressed all "ganster" like those ghetto retards on TV? Well, that explains it. They were obviously abused and took one hit too many in their heads and thought being assholes were cool. That's what we call walking trash these days... idiots.
     
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    I firmly believe that a lot of people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them! :down
     
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    I made a promise to myself next time a bunch of preteen wiggers start yelling what the fuck is my problem, I'll just whip the car around and put a nice hood ornament on my Elantra. :brow
     
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    Yeeeeah ... I fixed that for you. :lol Honestly though, I think we should bring back dueling! How cool would that be?
     
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    It would stop a lot of trash talk. Wouldn't people be more polite if we all carried a sword!
     
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    I was thinking that too... LOL
     
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    I was told that's how the handshake was formed, during the times of sword swinging. Shaking hands with another individual while using your right hand was a high form of respect. What this did was make you incapable of reaching to your left side to grab your sword and slice them. So when you approached someone with your right hand out, they knew that you weren't about to rip the sword out for a slitting throat fest.
     
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    You sir are quite correct!

    Coincidentally, this is why the Catholic Church and many governments employed lots of left-handed assassins. They would wear their rapier or equivalent light fighting sword on their left, as a normal right-hander would, but also have a small concievled knife sheath so that could shake, and promptly stab their victim.
     
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    :lol I am sure that's true
     
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    You guys are really too sentimental... :(
     
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    I have no heart :(
     
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    Stop moaning ... Pick yourself up and go fucking get him if you want him.
     
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    I second that!
     
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    Nice to know I got backup.