Who wants to see my balls?

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  1. Jayce

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    K, so I lied. One is mine, one is my girlfriend's. Myrtle Beach SC 2006 ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
     
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    OMG!!!! Jayce...your balls are two different colors! :whoa :whoa :whoa
     
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    And the right one hangs a little lower.........
     
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    They are past the stage of being blue even!!
     
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    You guys would be surprised how bouncy they can be if bounced against the proper surface.
     
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    Wow. I must be a freak. I just got out of the shower and realized my left one is lower. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek AWWW SHYYYT
     
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    HA! You make me laugh my ass off, Jayce! :lol
     
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    I have a breast that does that. But I wanna know how Pirouette knew that BEFORE you said it?! :raised eyebrow
     
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    Well, just look at the picture....his "yellow" ball is obviously lower. I wonder if it qualifies as his left or his right? :lol
     
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    Actually, assuming the balls are a frontal view, the yellow one is indeed the left one.

    OMG LYK I HAV A STALKER! PIROUETTE, DO YOU WATCH ME SHOWER?>! :lol :eek
     
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    I know I'm a moderator, Jayce, but I'm not Big Brother. I don't have a cam in your shower! :lol Things at :sf are not that high tech. My powers do not extand past the removal of posts. :)
     
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    Damn! I was just PM'ing you to let me in on the secrets of the site. Hmmmmmph.
     
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    Sorry. No big secrets! On a serious note, I believe most men hang slightly lower on one side. Sometimes it's noticeable, and sometimes you can't even tell yourself. I'm sure if we analyze ourselves down to the millimeter we will discover that we are all a little off. That's life!
     
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    Yeah. I've read MANY times it's very very verrrrrrrrry common that one hang lower than the other.

    I just started thinking of that one irritating song that you used to hear on kid shows like Barney, and laughing at myself, I replaced a few of the words. Now I can't get the damned thing out of my head.

    "Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro." :lol
     
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    I swear if that is in my dreams tonight I am gonna kick your skinny white ASS!
     
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    "...can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow
    can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
    like a continental shoulder
    do your balls hang low...!" Just thought I'd finish the song, ha, ha!

    I assume that you "scored a hole in one" ;>
     
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    Or rather a 'one in hole' :p
     
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    I sure got a DAMN good par during that game!
     
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    Yeaaa,too funny..