The first man I remember fantasizing about while masturbating was Burt Reynolds. It was not long after I'd seen my first sex scene in a movie. It was "Hooper" and he was doing Sally Fields. I also had my first wet dream about Burt taking my virginity in a hammock in a garden at an Oscar party. I also used to finger off thinking about my 8th-12th grade math teacher, Mr. Cary. I thought that Police song, "Don't Stand So Close to Me" was the best soundtrack for our lovemaking. So, who floated your boat back in the day?