Which One Applies To You???

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  1. Bella

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    LAZY PUSSY
    This is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying
    to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster,
    faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand.

    THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY

    This is the girl you picked up around 12:30am when everyone is
    sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the
    door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car
    because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking
    girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you
    hate that she mention your name to her friends. There is no reason
    to ask how your day was because its too late for conversation it's
    all upon agreement before she even gets into the car. Nine times out
    of ten, there is no talk of relationship because that might spoil
    the mood.

    THE CONQUERED PUSSY
    This is the girl who teases you for about two or three years and
    finally you get your chance. You please the pussy in a way it has
    never been pleased before, now you have this girl calling you and
    wondering when y'all can hook up again. There is no pussy better
    than THE CONQUERED PUSSY

    THE ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY
    This is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pussy is yours
    for the taking whether it is night or day, still in her church dress
    type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after sex and tastes
    better than candy not only is the pussy yours whenever or wherever
    you want it, she gives you all the sexual favors you can imagine The
    head is tremendous, the kind that you write you nicca's in jail
    about and she can handle the dick when you hit it from the back to
    top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in
    close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever
    get.

    THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY
    This is the pussy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took.
    She only keeps in touch via email and she doesn't want along
    distance relationship she only visit at your discretion and always
    come alone but is willing to bring a friend. She is number one when
    you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on
    missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is necessary for the
    traveling single man.

    THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY
    This is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You
    decide to call her when you have a miserable day at work. You may
    even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only
    reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of
    other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself and say why did
    I just do that? The girl who is receiving the dick doesn't mind
    cause she doesn't get that much action to begin with. THE
    FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

    THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY
    This is the girl you know is fucking around, but you just don't
    care. She has lubrications that are halfway used already. She always
    has condom wrappers in her bathroom trash and beer in the fridge.
    The only reason why you keep fucking is because it's good, she's not
    bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been
    proven, but she could have fucked one of your homies in school. The
    pussy is not loose but it's not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll
    get to that later ...

    TIME TO GO PUSSY
    This is the pussy that when the pants come off you can smell the
    nahh nahh! Fellas, if this happens it is not worth the two bars of
    soap it will take to get rid of the stench off your dick. This
    occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this
    take a good whiff while in the car or better yet invite her to take
    a shower with you.

    THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY

    This is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touched
    her cause she either have a big mouth, lives next door or is a close
    friend of the family's relative, or maybe she's all three. She is
    cute as hell but you know the consequences. She continues to tease
    you and at any moment when you are both alone, she lets you know she
    wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend

    THE HAND ON THE HIPS PUSSY
    This is the girl that you fucked only one time because she can't
    handle the dick. no matter the position you tried, she complains
    that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering her,
    but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can't get a full
    stroke in. its like fucking with half your dick. She does not know
    the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there, and
    doggystyle to her is just snoop's first album.....you might have to
    call THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY to release the built up tension...

    "BICUZ" PUSSY
    Acts like she's bi cuz her man wants a threeway. Will let you smack
    it up, flip it rub it down on her (is often a cousin to the TIME TO
    GO PUSSY and is normally some guy's CONQUERED PUSSY) but when it is
    her time to reciprocate, she ain't feeling it, doesn't actually
    do "that" or finds a reason to end play. Has been known to have all
    kinds of physiological problems around the same time that Mr. Man
    starts working it on the other female.

    CATCH22 PUSSY
    The pussy is so good that you hit it as often as she lets you. BUT
    YOU DIDN'T READ THE FINEPRINT ON HER CONDOM COLLECTION. After 3
    times, you are her man and she is going to tell every Female that
    she knows,that KNOWS YOU that you are off limits to them. If you
    start noticing that your 'old standbys" stop taking your calls, this
    could be why. Ambitious WENDYS WINDOW PUSSY often graduates to this
    position.

    THE QUEENDOM CUM PUSSY
    The pussy is so good you cry. She rivals the ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY in
    that she can take it any way you can give it and more. NO matter how
    much VIAGRA YOU TAKE, she continues to cum and only needs Gatorade
    and Red Bull to "hang". She licks you from head to toe. She bathes
    you every time you visit and has more candles at her place than the
    Roman Catholic Church. She has a closet specifically for fetish
    outfits and special toys. She calls you "Precious" and never lets
    you control her, often winding up babying YOU while fucking you to
    death.

    You start to think she is a vampire as she drinks every drop you
    have through every hole she has. You let her fuck you in the ass.
    You drive by her house to see if the lights are on so that you can
    call her and ask if you can suck other men's cum out of her ass. You
    wonder if she is human and you ask your mama if she will pray for
    your immortal Soul, after a month. After a few months, you are a
    gibbering idiot and her bitch.

    You make a lot of visits to FRUSTRATION PUSSY to "work it out" when
    The Queen is not available.

    Often, you try to break FRUSTRATION'S SPINE trying to work out the
    confusing issues you are having with The Queen. With luck, you can
    get some WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY to help you restore your manhood, but
    you will still need years of therapy to recover.

    Last but not least...

    ...BUY A CLUE PUSSY...FOUND IN COURTROOMS ACROSS AMERICA...
    Will get all the way to unwrapping a condom and sliding it on your
    cock with her mouth before she realizes that you actually want to
    fuck her. Will be frightened and may take legal action against you
    for attempted rape and may have a full chapter of some support
    group named after her. Will sue you for your shoelaces!

     
  2. Hot Wheels

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    Hahaha very good Bella.
     
  3. Bella

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    Thanks Hot Wheels!!:lol
    ~Bella