Which Famous People Would You Want To...?

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  1. SOOM3030

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    ...hang out with, have sex with, and berate/slap/give a wedgie? They can be anyone, living or dead.

    Mine are:

    Hang out with...Hunter S. Thompson

    Have sex with...Christina Hendricks

    Berate/slap/atomic wedgie...Fred Phelps.
    Oh I'd love to wedgie that fucker so hard his ass crack would be three feet longer...

    What are yours?
     
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    Hang out with- the cast of Sons of Anarchy

    Have sex with- Kaley Cuoco

    Berate/slap/wedgie- that's easy- none other than Florida St QB Jameis Winston.
     
  3. SOOM3030

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    I can think of so many.

    Hang out with...Tom Waits

    Have sex with...Angie Dickinson circa 1959

    Berate/slap/wedgie...James Earl Ray. (I'd really prefer to beat him into a semi-firm gelatin though)
     
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    Hang out with- Jason Ellis

    Have sex with- Kat Dennings

    Berate/slap/wedgie- bill o'reilly.
     
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    Ooh, O'Reilly! Good choice! Or what about Ann Coulter? I'd do a wedgie/melvin combo on that despicable moron...(a melvin is a front-wedgie, in case anyone didn't learn that in junior high lol)
     
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    Hang Out With... Jon Stewart

    Have Sex With... Christina Hendricks (you were on the money there, SOOM3030)

    Berate/Slap/Wedgie... the entirety of those in charge of programming for virtually every channel on TV
     
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    Hang out with Mike Rowe

    Have sex with Kat Von D

    Slap/ berate Jesse " race baiter" Jackson
     
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    Hang out with- Oliver Peck

    Have sex with- Jennifer Lawrence

    Berate/slap/wedgie- ray rice
     
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    Hang out with...Kevin Smith

    Have sex with...Kelly LeBrock ("Weird Science" era)

    Berate/slap/wedgie...Earl Warren
     
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    Hang out Bill O'Reily

    Have sex Ann Coulter, Have 3 some with her and Sara Palin.

    Berate/slap/wedgie Obamba
     
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    i got 2 of my nighties signed by rafael nadal at the australian open in 2010
     
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    Hang out with ... Kevin Conroy (he will always be my Batman)
    Have sex with ... Katie Cassidy
    Berate/wedgie/beat the ever living shit out of ... Tim Burton
     
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    Hang out with Patrick Roy ( Montreal goalie )

    Sex with Kate Beckinsale

    Berate Obama
     
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    Hang out with - Jensen Ackles

    Have sex with - Jai Courtney

    Berate - Rafael Nadal
     
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    Hang out with- Al Pacino
    Have sex with- Cindy lauper
    Berate/slap- All politicians of the world
     
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    My wife would want to have sex with Jensen Acles
     
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    Hang out with Jim Morrison
    Sex with Kylie Minogue
    Wedgie that idiot that listens to that damn thump thump music next to me at every fucking traffic signal I stop at.
     
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    Your wife has a great taste
     
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    Lets see...hang out with Peter Griffin
    Berate Hank from State Farm.
    And Bang the band camp chick from American Pie
     
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    It's jake...Jake from state farm
     
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