where is the weirdest place you masturbated?

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  1. Meghan

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    the weirdest i masterbated was actually in a nail salon...my husband was out of town on business and i hadnt had sex in 2 weeks and the guy at the nail salon was fucking georgeous and the way he was rubbing on my feet sent me dripping so i went to the bathroom had my mini vibe in my purse a couple of min later washed up and went back about my way lol...
     
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    My ex-wife sent me a text while I was driving down the road one day of her and her gf going to town on each other. I pulled over and ran into the woods and busted one out in about 30 seconds lol.
     
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    In the parts dept of the old dealer I worked at
     
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    weirdest place i masturbated was in a bathroom at school. hahaha. im bad
     
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    Dressing room at sears
     
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    On the roof of the place where I worked, was on lunch break , decided to give it a go with a busy street full of traffic driving by below .....yes, if they would have been looking up , I was in plain view.....can't believe I didn't get in a little trouble....lol.
     
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    Last year in college, I got into the habit of doing it on the gridiron high above the stage while there was rehearsing going on under me.
     
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    In the stock room of a well known fast food restaurant when I was a teen. One of the girls i worked with was teasing me all night, driving my cock crazy. She got off work early, so after we closed I "got off" too. Good thing there was a case of napkins...lol
     
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    Wen I was 13 I stayed with a friend for the summer and wen his sister was gone I jacked off moaned loudly and came all ovr there bed
     
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    the closed gym locker room shower
     
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    800 feet underground down a mine shaft in silky black darkness and deafening silence.
    That's what I call private & buried balls deep :)
     
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    The Mediterranean Sea. A picnic table in the middle of the night outside of the college dorms. While driving. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.
     
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    Well, you didn't forget the one at my house, it never happened XD
     
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    In class when I was younger. I didn't use hands.
     
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    On top of Table Mountain; whilst driving; whilst out running in the hills; whilst out cycling - pulled down the Lycra shorts and masturbated whilst still on the saddle; masturbated by an ex-gf at my work desk; masturbated my ex-gf whilst watching Disney Parade.
     
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    on the top of a 2300 m (7,550 foot) high mountain, i went up very early and was the first one there, enjoying the warm sun and ...
     
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    Re: where is the weirdest place you masterbated?

    dont know if this counts but i once got a handjob in a nightclub whilst on holiday
     
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    I was never in the performing arts, but for some reason this is sooo hot!

    In a prior career I masturbated in a police car. :phat
     
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    At the very first job that i had i used to go in to the stores,they were long containers that had deep shelving down either side, i used to go into to the stores down to the opposite end from the door and have a quick minute to myself,i used to toss myself off so quick,didn't want anyone catching me,i used to go down there all prepared thinking that maybe this time i could get my man juice to land in the tissue,not a chance,it always splurtted over the container floor and i used to just rub it in with the sole of my shoes.
    I love having a little stroke to myself while driving the car.
    I can remember one time,a few years ago now i was driving along a quiet road on the wat to work.I passed this car that was facing the opposite direction from me parked up in a layby,and as i passed it i could see that it was a woman in the drivers seat,now i don't know if this woman was pleasuring herself or if someone else was pleasuring her as she sat there with the head tilted back,mouth open,and hand against the drivers window,i so wanted to turn back and get out the car and see what was going on with my own eyes.Further along the road i pulled my cock out and had a liittle wank to myself.