Where is the craziest place you've had sex???

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  1. Malcolm Reynolds

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    Okay so for me it was this house on the end of the street where the people got evicted. We just went into the backyard and pounded. I'm kind of a scaredy cat dude like I don't want to get arrested or caught so we never went inside in fact we only really did it for like 7 minutes before I totally went "lets get outta here" lol so how about you maybe i'll get some ideas and finally man up lol.
     
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    On a pontoon boat anchored in a cove on, during middle of the day, on Guntersville Lake when I was around 23 or 24.
     
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    My ex and I worked second shift at a corporate office. Most people were gone by 7.
    We had sex all over the building.
    HR, the cafeteria, her desk, the register lab, upstairs ladies room, printer room, and once even in the hallway during a power outage.
     
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    Library study room
    Middle of a lake floating on an inner tube.
    Blowjob while driving.
    On the beach.
     
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    In a picnic area, getting a BJ
    Giving oral on the picnic table
    Beside an airport, HJ and using my hands on her
    In a church parking area on a nice afternoon
    In a pay parking lot third level
    Driving on the highway - getting a BJ
    In the office evening time, sex on the floor after going from behind
    Getting a HJ in a canoe in the middle of a lake
    Beside a trail in the woods, making each other orgasm a few times - I was receiving edging
    In a public parking lot in the evening - receiving a BJ
    In an industrial park
    On a curbside, again receiving a BJ
    A long BJ on the highway, she absolutely WANTED to do me so I cum in her mouth.
     
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    NSI has your videos!!
     
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    They did have security cameras at the time. They installed them later which is why we had to stop.
     
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    Embalming table, freshly dug grave, back balcony of the state capital building, hood of my car in Ace Hardware's parking lot, public beach #2 at Lake of the Ozarks, you pick.
     
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    The boyfriend and I had sex with one and a half million people around us ooohing and aaahing and cheering. I saw starbursts everywhere. It was, of course, during the Fourth of July fireworks on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. We were in some bushes.
     
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    I ordered a beer from this really hot bartender at the Brass Faucet Tavern. She asked me what brand and I said something like ohhhh how about cold and wet? The bar was packed, she was busy and she just rolled her eyes and told me to follow her. She took me into the bars cooler, told me to to decide what I wanted while she changed out the keg. Well she asked so I told her I wanted her to drop her pants and bend over that keg she was changing out. She looked at me funny like she wasn't in the mood for a smartass. I figured I was 86'd, and was about to be smacked with a beer bottle, but instead she smiled and said what the hell why not. She dropped her jeans bent over the keg and we got busy with a rather frantic act of sexual savagery. The other bartender opened one of the smaller cooler doors to get a customer a bottle of bud. She goes..." Oooops sorry"'and closed the door without getting the beer. Well she opened the door again, just enough to get her hand inside to locate and extract the Budweiser.
    I married that woman and had a great marriage until I lost her to cancer. Thanks for asking this question... Brought her back to me for a great smile!
     
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    BTR884, that was an awesome story which also got me laughing.
    Sad ending but by sound of things you had a wonderful time with her.
     
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    Ditto to bushwalker's comments
     
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    Ohhh no sadness allowed! Life is full of memories... In fact that is really all any of us have. We had a great time with each other and when she passed onward I thru a party instead of a wake thing... Everyone there has happy memories and the usual crap of black clothes, coffin flowers and tears was not her, me, or anyone that are true friends.
    Should of seen her dance naked in the rain.. We even did a few slow dances downtown when it really poured cats n dogs... Life is good and if I don't ever find another woman with her free spirit oh well... I was blessed
     
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    Ohhhh that was fun! I was in a 10 foot aluminum fishing boat when we both got that urge... Floated down the river rocking the boat... Happy times
     
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    Bed of a S10 behind a Kmart. Took my GF at the time dinner... well it was cold when got around to eating it.
     
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    Fucking on the green of a golf course

    Blow job while at the wheel and I cum buckets that day
     
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    In a lifeguard stand overlooking the people on the beach!
     
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    That is fucking hot! Quite boring for me in a secluded field/woodland area, but you never know however secluded it is still a risk of getting caught. That's part of the thrill of it obviously!
     
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    BTR844 beautiful memory :)
    For me, the only time that I didn't have sex on a bed was when I did it on the dining room floor of a cruise ship :) ....good times...
     
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    1) The wheelchair stall in a woman's washroom at a roadside rest area. It was late at night but a few woman came in to pee while we quietly fucked in the next stall.

    2) Just of the beaten path of a well used hiking trail.

    3) On a chaise lounge in a woman's changing room at work.
     
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