Where do you hide your sex toys?

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  1. Malcolm Reynolds

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    Okay so I'm sort of asking this question cuz I need some ideas so help me out lol. Okay so I'm a 20 year old guy and well dorms at my university are 10K a semester and I can't afford that. Well being a full time student I can't afford an apartment either so I live at home. It's only temporary until I get my degree. Well I have a few sex toys. I have two masturbators a Joanna Angel one (because Joanna angel is fucking hot as hell) and a dildo. Well I'm mostly afraid of family finding my dildo because they will instantly think I'm gay which I'm not I just love anal. Anyhow as of right now they are in an Assassin's Creed collectible box above my bed. I'm just afraid someone will look into the box and see my treasures. So I ask you. Where do you hide your sex toys?
     
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    First:
    What's to be ashamed of? Why hide them?
    You're an adult. It's your choice.
    There's no way your family believes that you don't masturbate... or else they're seriously fucking dense.
    Besides, if they're digging through your room and your belongings that's a serious breach of trust and privacy. I'd use righteous indignation and outrage to override their (potential) awkwardness about finding your sex toys.
    Second:
    I don't hide my toys. Never have; never will. Even when I was still living at home - didn't hide them. So, I guess I'm not really much help. :p
     
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    lol just like you bender to leave them all out in the open. =P
     
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    I don't hide my toys, I'm an adult, I see no reason in hiding them. Clearly I don't leave them out on the table but they are easily accessible in my room, on a shelf, in the corner etc.

    You're an adult, don't try to hide them.
     
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    Under my bed. for convenience.
     
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    I keep mine in my night stand and my closet.
    At 20 does you family come into you bedroom and look though stuff?
    I think at that age you should be allowed some privacy.
     
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    I keep mine on the end of my arms! lol
     
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    Beside drawer, anybody comes poking at their own risk because........idgaf!
     
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    What else is new?
     
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    My coworker has them in a box with her BFF's name on it
    In case something happens, hopefully her family will mail to friend without opening first.
     
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    Oh but they gleefully will do so :)
     
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    I'd just stash the stuff in a knapsack, put a small luggage lock on the zipper pulls to keep it from being opened, and store it in the closet.
     
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    If they find the dildo, maybe they'll think you have a girlfriend.

    I kept my vibrating dildo in a dresser drawer, behind some clothes but not really hidden. My mother had serious territorial and privacy issues when it came to my bedroom. She went through my drawers from time to time to check if I needed new clothes. She still did this when I was 18! I have to assume she found the vibrator at some point, though she never mentioned it. I decided that she would be less upset about finding a vibrator than finding condoms, for example. A vibrator wouldn't have been as definite a sign that I was sexually active.
     
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    We keep ours in a trunk with a pad lock
     
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    Mine are underneath my bathroom sink with a child lock just because I have a toddler that likes to get into everything.
     
  16. Malcolm Reynolds

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    My mom is the one I'm most afraid of. My dad doesn't go through my stuff ever in fact he gives me total privacy. Truth is something tells me my mom might know but hasn't said anything, I shudder to think of that though.
     
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    My mom found my condoms once; Son she said "be careful they are out of date" :)
    Ok back then it was not often needed insurance. Times have changed and dear mother gone to God but I still chuckle at the thought of her checking on the use the use-by date!
    Mothers can be so practical ;)
     
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    I am the same I don't leave them on show I just keep them handy.
     
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    Keep mine in a locked cedar chest (we have kids). My Lelo is in the drawer of my nightstand though....it needs to be close by. :)
     
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    Mine are in a zippered travel bag that is usually on my bed (on the pillows on the side of the bed that I don't sleep on) or the bag is on my night stand. No one's ever inquired as to what's inside, but if they're snooping they deserve whatever they find.
     
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