[Ask a Girl] Where do ya want the load deposited?

Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by Barbwire, Mar 30, 2009.

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Where do ya want the spunk shot?

  1. In yer vag

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  2. In yer back door

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. On yer tummy

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  4. On yer bum

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. In yer mouth

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  6. On yer face

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  7. Other

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%
  1. Barbwire

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    This is the sister thread to the "cum shot location" thread, but this time, the poll is for the ladies only.

    So, where do ya like the load of spunk/jizz/man juice/cum/baby maker/seed deposited?
     
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    :sperm:lurk:sperm
     
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    Small of my back (if you just did me doggie), on my pussy, on my boobs (especially if I just sucked your cock) and of course, in me!

    that ok?

    V
     
  4. Barbwire

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    Wow, this poll went over like a fart in church. :lol

     
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    Aside from babies and other hazards of sex, why would you want it anywhere but in you? That's where I like to put it anyway. But I'm a man so not authorized to boost this thread.
     
  6. Barbwire

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    Here's my take on the whole wad issue...

    I'm no fan of cold cum. Once it is no longer body temperature, I can't stand to have cum on me. I like the warm wetness of it when it first comes out, but when it cools it just feels like a phlegm ball on my flesh. So, I don't mind a man ejaculating on my body, I just like it wiped up before it has time to cool off.

    I've never had a facial..............well, no, that isn't entirely true, I have had ONE facial and it was the stuff nightmares are made of. I wrote a story about it. http://www.sexualforums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=15094&highlight=facial Let me rephrase, I've never had human semen on my face and I doubt I'd enjoy it.

    I don't mind a load in my can but, dare I discuss the post-anal fart? ???

     
  7. igor

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    Sure - go ahead - we can handle it :D
     
  8. Barbwire

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    Okay, if you insist...

    It has been my experience that cum deposited into my ass is a mixed blessing.

    On the one hand, it's easy to control. It absolutely will NOT drip out on it's own so I don't have to grab at a towel and scoot to the bathroom. I can take my time, catch my breath and get up at my leisure.

    On the other hand, problems start when I got into the bathroom and try to unload the evidence. I always have gas build up after anal sex. When it comes out, it's explosive and loud enough to vibrate the toliet seat.

    If it were just me to consider, I would not mind the sound but, being the demure flower that I am, I try not to let my husband hear it. In an attempt to mask the sound, I turn on the ceiling fan, the faucets in the sink and sing a show tune as loudly as I can whilst flushing the toliet. Sometimes I am successful, sometimes I am not, I can never tell until I go back to bed and see if my husband is snickering.

    Beyond the trumpet-like blast, there is also the semen/vaseline clean up to consider. I end up using enough toliet tissue to span a football field. No matter how thorough I think I am, when I wake up in the morning I always find some that has migrated halfway up my back . Don't ask me how, it just does.

    Sorry you asked now, Igor?
     
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    Thanks for the details :rofl

    Demure flower indeed :lol
     
  10. Dreama

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    I'm of the same opinion, basically. I like to clean things up pretty fast and then relax.