Where did you first have sex?

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  1. Neopug

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    In as few words as possible, where did you first have sex?
    I will start. Hotel room overlooking Newark Airport.
     
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    In the back seat of an Oldsmobile
     
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    My gosh,I have had so much sex I can't remember...I do know I was on my back!:D:D
     
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    You mean the woman is supposed to be laying down? :eek::eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::D:p
     
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    I'll let you all know when it finally happens for me. ;)
     
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    In a field not far from my parents house. How the fuck a neighborhood buddy knew we were there having sex is so far beyond comprehension just blows my mind.

    He lived 3 or more blocks away to have him in a Hayfield at the same exact time and find us in 120 acres just blows my mind.
     
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    Sorry not s man of few words. There is a story behind everything:D
     
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    In his bed
     
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    Same... in his bed :D
     
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    It happened in a neutral location. I was working on mysteries without any clues:rolleyes::eek:
     
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    His bothers bed
     
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    That's NAUGHTY:eek::D. Did you change the sheets?
     
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    LMAO! Probably not :eek:
     
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    Were the sheets messy
     
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    His brother could smell and taste you for days....:eek::D:p
     
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    goodness! Now that’s something I had never considered! :eek:
     
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    7th tee
     
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    In my hand
     
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    Front seat of his car. Parked under a beach house that no one was staying in.
     
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    Did the steering wheel or stick shift get in the way? :)