When Phone Sex Goes Bad

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    CL that is sooooo wrong and funny. Let's see if he asks for a refund!
     
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    I love it when the voice says, "Pearl necklace, complete." :lol
     
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    Oh my god, that was funny!
     
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    And I thought this thread was going to be a personal tale of woe...Until I saw Murray and realized CL has been surfing the web again.:lol

    When I was a teen, I rang an automated phone sex number. The almost sexy voice on the other end said "Hi, I'm Sweaty Suzie. My friends call me Sweaty because I perspire through my pores." I hung up laughing my head off as visions of what smelly Suzie must look like assaulted my head. The next month my mother came to me holding a phone bill asking me if I knew any one in Israel that I might have called at 11pm on a Friday night. :nerv :lol
     
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    That kinda reminds me of when my husband and I were dating. I used to leave dirty little messages on his answering machine and answer the phone is a sexy voice saying rude things, when he called me.

    One night, I was expecting his call. When the phone rang, I answered in my deepest, sexiest voice, "Sleazy Sally's saddle shop, Shirley speaking." I just heard, "wrong number, I think.", then a click. I still don't know who it was, but it sure wasn't hubby. :lol
     
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    OMG that was absolutely hilarious!!!!! I love the way you make us laugh, CL!
     
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    That was me calling CL and got Sleazy Sally.
    I was wondering just what went wrong.
    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
     
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    Oh lord...automated phone sex :lol
     
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    That was bloody brill!