Whats Would Your Porn Name Be?

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  1. Kermit

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    generally the forumla is the name of the street you lived on when your were born and first pet but icheated, the last name i sthe first pet to break my heart when she was hit by a car cause my grandmother let her out

    Anthony Spike
     
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    My street was a street with no name. That sounded weird ??? Anyway, dogs name was queenie. Don't want that, how about Lola !!!
     
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    does that mean you'd be Lola 2400 or something odd like that?

    I'm kinda of cheating because I lived on a rural route road that turns into this street name.. I cant be RR# _______!

    so my porn name would be... Bowman Frisky :lol
     
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    By that formula I'd be Easy Lucky. I'm not sure what to make of that.
    Maybe Girth Longwell instead?
     
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    .....
    Livingston shadow
    lol
    =D
     
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    Going by the rules of this thread, it would be Jackson Bandit, but I think Bandit Jackson sounds like it works better.:p
     
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    Oh my gosh guys, I'm sorry!
    I was moving this from the fetish and fantasy section to the lounge area and accidentally trashed it. Thread is back up and everyone can post again.

    Remind me not to work on the forum when I'm half asleep?
     
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    Button Jones has a ring to it...
     
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    I'd be Lucy Downing.
    Maybe I could change it to Luke Downing. That's better than Lucius. Or Lucifer.
     
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    I can't remember my frist pet's name, lol. But using the first one I remember, I'm:

    Brassie Sharky
     
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    I always heard it as first pets name, then the first street you lived on because I always remembered my "porn star name" to be Leroy Caballero...lol
     
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    Mittimer, don't work on the forums when your half asleep :p

    Dunno where I lived or anything like that, but my stripper name is Little Blue.....I'll stik to that!
     
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    Betty Fuksme....say it out loud a few times, it's funnier that way. :)

    Oops, didn't read the first post, so I didn't follow the formula.
     
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    Jonger :)
     
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    I don't remember the street I lived on when born so I'll use the first one I can remember. That would make me Slack Willie. Not sure if that's good or bad.
     
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    Bad dude!
     
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    That's kind of what I was thinking. No girl wants a guy with a slack willy, and the only other interpretation I can think of involves being an orally fixated gay. So yeah. :ugh