[Ask a Girl] What's the weirdest thing you ever masturbated with?

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  1. Bopper0

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    I'm just curious that if there was ever a time where you just like I bet that would feel good?
     
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    an ice cream scooper (not the scoop end!)
    the handle of a back scrubber
    a controller
    a remote
    a bottle of body spray
    various veggies/fruits
     
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    Guess I'm kind of boring, the strangest thing was jets in a hot tub
     
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    Bouncy ball
    Hairbrush (handle end)
    Empty roll-on deodorant bottle.
     
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    a couch ... yea
     
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    self suck lol
    although does sound like fun but's not what it's cracked up to be.
    Only Once in awhile I will finish my self off that way.
     
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    anything I found that would vibrate :p
     
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    Reminds me of the washing machine during the spin cycle.:p
     
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    Banana peel over my dick. Balls dipped in ice water and then i jacked off. errr..icy hot muscle rub (painful btw, I don't recommend it). Gatorade bottle :) (into the opening, I barely fit lol).
    oh and one that I did earlier last week, I got one of the "real" sponges for showering, like sea sponge things. It had a hole in the middle for a string to hold it up in the shower, or whatever. I ripped the whole open and fucked it. It was awesome because I could put conditioner, body wash, or whatever else to soak up in the sponge for extra effect. I used tea tree shampoo which was pretty cool :)
     
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    vicks vaporub- very intense orgasm!
     
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    I used to go out with a girl who used Mars bars and would then eat what was left afterwards!!
     
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    AHH!! Ice cream scoop handle is mine too! haha
    2nd most interesting for me is an electric toothbrush. The brush was really good on my clit. Made me cum too fast though.
     
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    I used the handle of my son's plastic pirate sword to fuck my ass with once. When I came I swashbuckled so hard the parrot almost fell off my shoulder.

    ARGHH!



    (Yes, I did throw it away afterwards.)
     
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    :lol ROFL! And this creative language is why we love CL so much around here.:p