What's the weirdest place you've masturbated?

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  1. Sweetlysad

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    In the back of a mini van in a quiet store car parking lot.
     
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    on the roof of my friends house.
     
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    The bathroom at work is as weird as it gets for me.
     
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    Can I work with you?
     
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    At the back of a classroom when I was living in France. I was 13 years old! I think this might be early evidence of a high sex drive!!!
     
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    in a dressing room, at a womens lingeri store, my ex-girlfriend wanted me to do it. She had some funny turns on ;)
     
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    Every time I read the title of this post it makes me think of this line from Mallrats:
    "What - like the back of a Volkswagen?"
     
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    When I was in the service. I was on duty one night. Went up to our office, which was by the captains cabin. Pulled up some porn, unhooked my gun belt, dropped my pants, and just went at it. I guess we've all had those right here right now moments.
     
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    Two years ago me and wife was out fishing and goofin off. Wife jumped in and ask me to follow, i did not feel like swimming so she told me i was either gonna get in or jack off. I obliged by jo. Then i got in. It was the middle of the week however it was also a public camp ground. But if the game warden dident see it then no foul or handcuffs
     
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    In the bathroom at school.
     
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    Stage left in college..... we were doing a Neil Simon play called "Noises Off" I was on crew, laying on a sofa ,and one of the female cast members came over and started changing for the next scene. For whatever reason she got all exhibitionist and started taking off her bra (which she didn't have to do). Her boobs fall out and she smiled at me and stood there.

    So I took the gamble and pulled it put and just started going to town.... she got all flushed... I'm like "I'm getting laid right now..this is awesome!" And then someone opened the green room door. I freaked and flipped over on the sofa to hide my boner and she grabbed her cloths and hid.

    The year ended like 3 weeks later and we were both too shy to do anything about any of that......(sigh)
     
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    That is awesome. I wish I would have walked up on you.
     
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    I think at my aunt's house while my grandma and aunt were waiting for me to get changed. I found a playboy collectors book and started humping the side of the bed. Got off a couple of times. They asked what took me so long.
     
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    Grocery store parking lot after I bought a pair of dirty parties from a hot little blonde.
     
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    In my car driving, this was a huge intense orgasm
    Behind a metal garbage container, so horny I could not focus, had to find the nearest spot to relieve myself
    In the army days, in a trench, almost got caught and stopped, I went in the woods after my shift
    In the shower at the gym
    Washroom at the gym and at work.
     
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    hmmmm a little over a year ago when I was in my warehouse office chair, while chatting to someone on another sex forum. ;)
     
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    On a public city bus...!!
     
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    On an airplane in my seat.
     
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    On the "grid" high above the stage in college while a rehearsal was going on under me.