[Ask a Guy] What's the least fovorite thing youv'e stuck your dick in?

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  1. sinner

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    With apologies to Barbwire, same question she asked of the ladies but this time for the guys. Anyone ever get stupid with a vacuum cleaner?

    For me the least favorite thing my dick was in was a condom. (not to discourage their use) but one of the best fucks i ever had was the first time i screwed my wife to be after she was on the pill.
     
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    Re: What's the least fovorite thing yopuv'e stuck your dick in.

    lol great opening post. A condom is right. Umm I think I did do the vacuum thing when I was like 18 but it sucked to hard and it really hurt. I didnt put it all the way in but just hover over it, but the suction would make the hose come down on it instantly. It was only once and I was curious haha but it didnt feel good at all.
     
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    i read something about using a plantain. only had bananas on hand at the time so i went ahead and tried it out. super messy and it split open in multiple spots, but it felt ok i guess. plus my junk smelled like a smoothie!
     
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    i tried the vacuum thing a few times when i was younger, but my dick wouldn't fit inside the tube so i gave up.
     
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    Mine has only been in my lovely wife, but with a condom on it is terrible. Trojan Thintensity is the best i've found
     
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    i don't get it.
     
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    I have an ex-gf from college that I will always regret having put my penis into! Worst mistake ever!

    As a teen, though, I once put mine between the mattress and box spring and humped my bed. It was kind of unpleasant because the box spring was a hard surface...but I still finished. When I pulled out, though, I was horrified to see that I had multiple sores on my penis and left plenty of blood on both the mattress and box spring. Never tried it again, although I did wisely move on to couch cushions which were much more pleasant. (I've done a lot of stupid stuff with my penis as a teen. ...............I guess I still do!)
     
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    I've heard that warming up a banana skin in the microwave for just a little while and then fucking it can be quite pleasant for a dude.
     
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    i must try it!
     
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    Just check the temp first. Would hate to think that an idea I gave you made you scald both of your bananas.
     
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    poke a hole on the opposite side so the air can come out. also, consider a plantain. i am very average sized at best and that poor banana looked like it came out of a paper shredder after it was over.
     
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    Been a long time, but not letting the air out for some suction actually feels good.

    You scoop out the edible part with a spoon. You can wrap it with tape first to keep it together, such as duct tape. Fill it with hot water to warm it up.
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one who had these issues with condoms! In my dating life before I was married, I was never able to finish with one on! And I tried a few different brands. Luckily, my serious relationships have always been on the pill.
     
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    A crazy cheerleader...hot as hell but fucked in the head. Bitch stalked me for half a year, and scared of the remaining girls on her squad..3 of which I had set sights on. And you'd think a cheerleader would have more energy and enthusiasm in bed...well the back seat of a Impala.


    I'm sure I can speak for a friend, at a party, he was beyond wasted, wound up with a HUGE girl...well we weren't sure until the next morning when we went to wake him up and this girl...that looked like a guy and had a voice deep enough to have balls, was lying next to him, both naked. After taking a pic (with a film camera, thats how long ago it was) we woke him up....he litterally puked when he saw her...Priceless.
     
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    A watermelon, the seeds get right under the foreskin - ouch!