[Ask a Girl] What's the least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

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  1. Barbwire

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    Come on girls, I know you've been there, too. You are trying something new as a dildo and find it's very uncomfortable, you can't get it in, it's too big, small, what have you.

    The least favourite thing I've ever put into my vag was an ex boyfriend. Wait! I mean, the handle of my personal shaver. It was thin and didn't do a damned thing but make me knick my hand with the blade as I tried to stroke it.
     
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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    I had a couple of nurses tell me to never use a bottle on any of our friends.

    This seems to be a popular thing to do.

    They said the open end can create a suction and suck body parts into the bottle making it hard to pull back out. They had visitors at the ER.

    It's pretty scary to try to put a hole in the bottom of the bottle to relieve the suction with out breaking the bottle - which can cause a whole set of new problems.

    And if you do suckseed in putting a hole in the bottom of the bottle swelling could have already started and the bottle might still be stuck.

    If you use a bottle go bottom first or cap the top.

    Don't say I didn't warn you. LOL
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    Hey Ply, baby darling one, can ya please refrain from answering the ask a girl questions? I wanna hear from the girls, tired of listening to you fellas. :lol

    Just kidding but ya know... It IS ask a GIRL.
     
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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    My wife wasn't too happy with the hedgehog LOL
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    :rofl

    Now, get out of my thread.
     
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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    Somebody has to keep the thread going. Where are all of the gals on this one?

    So what's your 2nd least favorite home dildo?
     
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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    I once used the plastic handle on my son's pirate sword in my ass. It didn't feel all that bad in fact, it was great. Why is is my least fav thing is because my son kept asking for his sword in the following days and I didnt' have the heart to tell him I'd thrown it away. I had to go to 3 different toy stores to find a duplicate sword for him.
     
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    I can't believe you didn't save the sword if you liked it. That's what they make handi wipes for
     
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    Quite frankly, as a young mother, I was mortified by what I had done and wanted to get rid of the evidence.
     
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    For some reason I now have a picture in my brain of a beautiful woman running around with a sword sticking out her ass and a vibrator & dildo in her hands going to town.

    How close is this to correct? Do you have any pictures?
     
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    There was no running around and I'm gorgeous not beautiful, but other than that, you got it right. ;)

    Oh, and with a hand on a sword and a hand on a vibe, exactly which hand did you expect me to get pictures with?
     
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    Didn't your camera have a timer?
     
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    Dude, the moment has passed and no pictures were taken. Get over it, already.

    :p
     
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    The worst thing I've put in there....my ex. GROSSSSSS. Haha. Super small, just very unsatisfying..I must say though..he was good for getting me used to anal he was so small.

    I've also used a spatula handle..that sucked. My man grabbed random things throughout the house & inserted them, then told me after what they were..that one sucked.



    But the worst thing...was def my ex by far.=P
     
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    Now that has the makings for a fun game.

    Tied to a bed naked, playing "Guess what this is?"

    Kind of like playing "Who is it?" in a group
     
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    Hands down my ex husband. Yeah he was small but that wasn't the problem. He was so boring. I forgot what it was like to have great sex. He was a one position man and he had to have his tongue out like he was concentrating. I started to have sex with my eyes shut so I wouldn't laugh at him. My BF now asked why I always had my eyes closed and I finally opened them and realized there was a hot body in front of me I should be watching.
     
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    That's funny shit, right there.
     
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    Re: What's your least favourite thing you've inserted into your pussy?

    if you're using glass, use a glass drill, i used to use them to convert wine bottles into incense bottles
     
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    I once grabbed a small plastic bottle from the bathroom, it was too small and just didn't do much for me lol, on the other hand, I loved the cucumber lol
     
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    chlamidia testing thingy lol while getting tested every so often is definatly a smart idea, the stuff they insert in there is really not pleasant!