What's the funniest thing that's happened to you during sex?

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  1. Vman464

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    Like the title says, what's the funniest thing that has happened to you, or you have done during sex???
     
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    I think for me, it's any time a woman has let out a queef.
     
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    Haha YA that's mine when a woman queefs, I know it's natural but for some reason I still find it humorous!
     
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    Why not???
     
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    That was exactly what I was going to say, LOL :D
     
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    the only times something funny happened was when receiving.
    during a very good HJ, my lady friend wanted to to have me cum in her mouth but took too long
    to go down. as she approached her object of interest, I shot hard.
    She was late enough to avoid the shot on her face, it went high and landed with a splat beside my head.
    When it shot out she jumped and missed a beat, then resumed stroking, laughing.

    Another time between breasts, even with them squeezed together it shot through.
    It landed on her chin, neck, hair. She jumped at the first shot then burst out laughing.

    One time getting a HJ at the masseuse (one story I mentioned once) She did it so good I came some hard.
    It shot on my shoulder, on the floor and on my face an inch beside my mouth.
    She was all worried "not my fault!" I laughed, reassured I LOVED how she made me cum so good.
     
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    Let's see... funniest (to me - not her) was driving my Batmobile model across her naked body... which was all cute and goofy until I decided to be a smartass and drive the Batmobile towards the /coughs/ Batcave... and got slapped... I'm now banned from having my (non-adult) toys anywhere near the bed.

    Or, of course, the time I had a glow-in-the-dark condom and insisted on making lightsaber noises once it was on...

    Because I'm soooo mature. :p
     
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    Years ago i had a laundry fairy (my mom) and my now wife were going at it in my apartment being pretty vocal. get done go to the living room and there was a basket of folded clothes
     
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    Going to change position and I elbowed her in the nose she started bleeding it was bad but funny afterwarda
     
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    She fell out of the car into the bottom of a drainage ditch. Naked. And climbed out all full of grass and stuff
     
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    I saw a squirrel
     
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    Ha my profile pic is of a squirrel!
     
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    Was it you?
     
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    Possibly! Lol
     
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    ha xD
     
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    You must have seen interesting goings on...
     
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    Oh it was very nice!
     
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    I think when my partner cried out the name of someone else at a moment of extreem exxtasy !! oops!!
     
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    That should have gotten you your blowjob!!!
     
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