What's 25 yards long and flat as hell?

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  1. Jayce

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    My driveway. So tell me how the shit I get stuck twice in it? I go to pull out of my garage, and once my back tires hit the snow and caused drag on the car, I just sat there spinning. So I had to rock the car to get it out... meaning, I'd put it in first gear, floor it, reverse, floor it, etc etc and eventually the car would rock itself out. Okay fine. So I get to the end of the driveway and the same thing happened. I rocked the car for a bit and somehow ended up sideways trying to pull out. Hmm. All right. So I finally get out on the road where I come to realize it's only the beginning of my troubles, and after all of that work I say fuck it, go back to the driveway, spend about 15 minutes trying to get back in the garage, called work, said hahanotcomingin and here I am.
     
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    What's 25 yards long and flat as hell? Oh, I'm sorry, I missunderstood the subject matter. I was going to answer: My pecker and Rose's chest! :lol I think I'm in trouble! :nerv
     
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    You better edit that shit before she gets on or you be getting a spankin later. (the not-good type). :lol
     
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    LOL I was totally thinking this was going to be a boob joke thread for some odd reason
     
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    If your pecker is 25 yards long you better believe you got problems....:nerv
    Imagine having to fuck from opposite ends of the house!!! :lol
     
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    With each party holding a bullhorn in their hands.

    "HOW IS IT HUNNIE?"

    "GREAT DARLING. HOW IS IT DOWN ON YOUR END?"

    "TERRIFIC!"

    Neighbors would think they're at some kind of football game.
     
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    Lol same here i thought this was gonna be a decent joke ....ahh well
    (looks dissapointed)

    Have you tried using snow chains ? for the extra grip.
     
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    What kind of car do you drive?
     
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    Thats what i drive...it aint a hot car or hot anything lmao...but it gets me around thats what im after i dont need a big power car ....i couldnt afford to get one ..so im stuck with this hehehe

    Over in europe we cant afford to run the big fule guzzleing american muscle cars...it just costs way to much to keep it in fuel.
    america is very cheap for gas....very cheap...
     
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    Well that's because you all have a 400% tax on Gas :lol
     
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    A1, I have this fuckin sweet car. It does 0-60 in like 19 seconds and is quite a tank in the snow. It's none other than a 2001 Elantra, of course!
     
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    Is that a Scottish logo on the lid? Interesting.... What is it?
     
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    UM...what the heellll is that thing????!! kinda cute aint it?
     
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    this one isnt actualy mine , but its the same make and model....I went to a site and grabbed this just so A1 could see what i drive as he had asked.

    Im not afraid to show i drive a car that wouldnt get many or any females interested hehehe...

    Its not quick...its not flash, but its quite heavy, its safe, an i kinda need that with the way a lot of drivers over here drive....Over here its a bit crazy...most people seem to think they can just pull right out in front or from a side street, basicaly reckles driving things and expect nothing to ever be there that they could hit, because everyone else will lok out for them, unfortuantly thats why france has a pretty high death rate for car accidents.. lots of black cut out wooden flat men wit hred x's on the chest area to show where people have passed away.
     
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    Is that a Peugeot?
     
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    <giggles> I'm BLONDE (and a bit tipsy) and I could read the "Peugeot" emblem, Jayce, baby! :p
     
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    Yes it is a Peugeot Partner ....not very classy hehehe, kind of like me roflmao....no class :)

    Heya Rose im not drunk but my body was like jelly a while back lmao....
     
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    Oh. I didn't see that. :(
     
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    Why not a Pontiac G6
    Beings you wanna kick the American cars.
    Not all cars here are high priced and gas guzzlers.
    And just who owns peugeot anyway.

    Hiker:sf
     
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    I've never seen a Peugeot in person in the states. I've seen one Renault, but that thing was a piece of royal shit.