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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Englishman, Jul 8, 2016.
Want chinese? lol
I need you, Honey
Text - Is the Half & Half carton supposed to smell like Blue Cheese?
Text - We're out of Toilet Paper and you might not want to go into the bathroom for a few hours.
Text from my wife today. "Wanna have a quickie?"
So the last message I sent to my partner was a smiley face emoji
Don't walk on the Deck ~ Fresh paint
goodnight my sweet baby xxxx sweet dreams
Text - I'm naked and wet. -Raven
The dog was in the washing machine again.
And I am Hungry/Horny. LOL
I think there is a skunk in the shed…don't go in there.
The first text I received was shortened to protect the innocent
ha hopefully that "soon" has already turned into a reality for you two
The only thing you need for the weekend is your ID and the package that will show up on Thursday.
This song needs more...cleavage!
We talk shit too much
I remember that!