What NOT to say during sex!

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  1. Rose

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    Ever had a partner open his/her mouth and say something totally mood altering during the heat of passion? Or perhaps you've said something totally off the wall - and then realized 'oooooh - that was just ...wrong....'
    It's like....
    WTF? Can we get back to SEX now? Geez!
     
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    Oh God yeah....

    When I was with hubbie no 1.....we wer going at it like the clappers and right in the middle of our lovemaking he says to me " can we save this till later the football on tv is just about to start "....

    Uuugghhh what a wanker...

    So glad I divorced him...


    lol
     
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    Yeah, that would piss me off, too SS. I would be utterly hurt, if my fiance ever said something like that to me.
     
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    Acouple hours ago, my "S/O" (not mentioning any names) was really making me feel REAL good with his lovely oral technique. My body language made it evident that I was getting close to orgasm.

    Out of the blue, he stops, looks up and says, "Pirouette is the one who has the 'Birthday Picture' thread, right?"

    ......... :uhh:
    ......... ???
    ........ :autofire

    After a few unbelievable seconds, I said "ye-e-es?"... took alittle while to gather the moment again.... but we did.
    :ugh It's not easy bein' me....
     
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    OMG! I knew he was thinking about my cleavage picture when he was making love to you, I just KNEW it! :dgrin
     
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    Maybe you should just kill him Rosie girl....

    ha!
     
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    well, for me a friend suggested to add excitement is to mention a different name of a girl during sex well i tried it and for one time it almost ruined the climax hehe
     
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    :whoa Ohmygawd! And "your S.O." was my hero. :lol




    I'm sure I've said something just as dumb at some point. Our minds sometimes wander, yanno? And then...........(oh shit) we speak. :uhh:
     
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    Last year, I was really into a cowboy, I mean, infatuated with him. Although we never met, he was always on my mind. Anyhow, one night, while having sex with my husband, I cried out, "Oh Cow-riste!" (combination of Cowboy and Christ) Nice cover, huh? :dgrin
     
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    HAHAHAHA CL

    That is bloody hilarious....I am peeing myself here.....

    heheheheeeeeee
     
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    For me it was my wife saying, "You haven't just farted.... have you???" (she was blowing me at the time)

    No I had not.

    I said, "Please continue as I was loving it!!"

    She did between giggling!
     
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    That was funny, Brad.
     
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    Hey CL

    Next time shout "C O W A B U N G A".........hahaha.....

    Brad....lol
     
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    Brad, thanks for the laugh. Scorp, I will have to try that next time I call my hubby by my fantasy lover's name. ;)
     
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    And CL......

    Maybe you could dress up for him like this....

    Ooops hope this pic aint too pornographic for this forum......lol....

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    Gasp! Is that turtle nekkid?
     
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    Isnt it the most fecking hideous looking thing you ever saw??

    lol
     
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    Kinda makes you wonder how many times us members are having sex.... and thinking about another member of :sf...? :lol
     
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    .....or Johnny Depp.....

    :)
     
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    That was utter shite, you know where the door is..