What NON-sexual thing do you want for Christmas?

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  1. Barbwire

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    On another part of the forum, someone asked what our sexual want list was for Christmas. Here's the place to tell us what gifts you'd open in front of your mother if you could. :lol

    1. Promises for weekends alone with my husband

    2. The strength and patience to deal with the 25 relatives that are coming to my house on Christmas Eve.

    3. socks
     
  2. Rose

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    A red BMW Z-series would be nice
     
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    I want...

    ...for my wife and I to resolve all of our past differences, amicably, to find a way to deal with future issues and tensions affectionately and lovingly and for her to move back in and live happily ever after. Then, I want to fuck her in her azz while she buzzes herself. Piece on earth.

    World peace would be nice. An end to depending on foreign energy would be good, too. I'd also like Al Gore to put on papal garb and hold an evergreen sprig in one hand and a God's eye in the other whenever he pontificates about his religion; man made global warming. Cops being able to shoot cars in high speed chases would give me a hard on...

    A good cigar would be nice, too.

    Maybe a nice sweater... some socks...

    :lol
     
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    Dear Santa,

    I've been a very good girl this year and I'd like a kitten, please.

    Thank you and have a Merry Christmas,

    Puss
     
  5. heelfetish

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    A Wii for Mii. *sigh*
     
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    How about thrii for thii, just in case you accidentalii pii on a couple?
     
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    :rofl

    Then again, the Wii could be considered a sexual thing, as I've had a few dirty thoughts as to things one could do with a vibrating Wiimote. :dgrin
     
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    Please don't ask me how I know this, BUT, the vibe from a Game Cube controller is much stronger than that coming off a Wii one. ;)
     
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    Get rid of Bush and all those other Washington idiots and get our troops all home.
     
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    Candles! I don't think I could survive without having their warm flickering glow to lose myself in...I just can't create the same meditative environment any other way.

    I wouldn't mind a few new books...and I suppose world peace would be nice, too. (Maybe I'll orgasm for peace, after all :eyes)
     
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    Hmmmm Anarchy ... I could get behind that... :dgrin

    I want THIS:
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    It's in my house and being test-fired soon. Upon my satisfaction it's a Christmas present from my dad.
     
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    226...

    ...???
     
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    Yup, older police model (so its got holster ware), babied by its former owner.

    Here's the kicker. It has "Made in W.Germany" on the slide. :lol

    Still I've field-stripped it and everything seems to be in good condition. Taking it to the range this weekend (hopefully).
     
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    I'd like a marriage license (which I'm getting for x-mas), a fun marriage, and I would also like to lose some weight. All of those seem pretty manageable.
     
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    Which one...

    ...has the stamped slide, US or German made?
     
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    Made in ... wait for it ... West Germany!

    Ironically the gun was proofed in 1987 (At least I think thats what the stamp code stands for). So yeah, it's plenty old but is very nice and hasn't had many rounds fired through it.
     
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    LP .. I just went and ran 100 rounds through it. It performed like a champ! Merry Christmas to me indeed... Bought a second mag, ammo, and a carrying case for it all today.
     
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    Now THAT'S the Bluesy I know & love :lol You go, girl!!

    Ahhhh - Dreama, your Christmas wish list is far more achievable than mine :ugh
    *many hugs for you at this wonderful, magical time of your life*
     
  19. Halogen

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    I want..

    -No drama in 2008!!(that would be the only thing I'd ask for if I could actually get it)

    -Clothes!

    -Um..money to blow on fun stuff instead of bills ;)
     
  20. Dreama

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    But I still wuvs you! [​IMG]
    Hope you get your wish some lucky x-mas!

    Thank you :)