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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by worthy79, Feb 5, 2014.
* sorry about the sad faces those are supposed to be colons and parentheses
It's only 7:15 in the morning and I got one:
My son: now what we get to do is cuddle and watch tv
Me: the tv is broken
My son: your head is broken if you think the tv is broken
A true child of the age.
Good job he didn't suggest you get the cable guy in to fix it, you might have wet yourself laughing.
So in Birthday sloth day fashion I went and got a massage and I have to say if I didn't laugh I would cry. That therapist beat the shit out of me. And not in a oh please Christian Grey beat me kinda way but in a OWWW! kinda way. It feels good now but ugh...lol
The thread titled 'Bored' in general sex discussion hahahaha I am still laughing lol
That was hilarious. JonJo and Hot4Honey play well together. They are both great wits and their interaction always puts a smile on my face.
I am laughing at his post #15 in Sex and Pets under Sex and Relationships.. the second paragraph.
Haha this site is providing me with a lot of laughs today. JonJo's poor manhood lol
The booger conversation was one, and the other was when I was looking for my keys while they were in my hand all along. You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes.
I couldn't find the tv remote..... That was in my left hand either.
Lmao ^^^ that just made me laugh hahaha
It got better fairly quickly - it has great recuperative powers
Son - mommy, why is the S word a bad word?
Me (not knowing what S word he's talking about) what S word
Son (staring at ceiling)
Me - what does it rhyme with?
Son - ummmmmm, mexy.... And what makes it inappropriate?
Reading these, and ME!!!! I really crack myself up sometimes!
He did it again.... I offered him some of my soda. He said, I think I have enough bad stuff here (pointing to his bacon cheese burger, vanilla milk shake and fries) so, no, I don't think I need anymore junk food. I have enough right here!"
My niece moved here from California and had never seen sleet/freezing rain. I overheard her describing it to a friend in CA and couldn't help smiling and laughing.
Just wait until she sees snow!! Priceless !!!
The idea that, with our current technology, a nipple aspiration test could yield valid results.
Maybe it can (I've never tested it and don't have the know-how to do so), but the FDA says "nay."
I tittered. No pun intended.
Oh wait. Pun intended.
I loved this! It was kinda' alluring.
The Joke of the Day thread... they are hilarious!
Watching my little dog sliding on the ice trying to find the perfect place to potty. Lol