What is the most outrageous way you've masturbated recently?

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  1. steph

    steph New Member

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    There's lots of ways to have orgasms. Here's my most recent outrageous ...

    Yesterday afternoon I was home alone and decided to mow our front and back lawn. I live in a secluded area, so I have as much privacy as I need. I had just got out of the shower and hadn't got dressed yet, and I was a little horny, too. That's what gave me the idea to mow the lawn nude.

    I got the riding mower out and began mowing and working on my tan at the same time. Before too long, the vibrating mower had me sooo wet I was sliding around in the seat and getting more and more turned on as I continued mowing. By the time I got to the front yard, my pussy was dripping and the seat was soaked and I couldn't hold on any longer. I had a really nice orgasm in the front yard on the riding mower while I was mowing. There were several 'aftershocks' too. I had to stop the mower and as I stepped off of it, I found that I couldn't walk too well either. It took several minutes for me to get myself calmed down enough to finish mowing. Lol.
     
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    Um, the house next to mine is for sale. I'll make the down payment for you.
     
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    Lol. Thanks for the offer! I live on a farm, tho. My 'front yard' is almost 1/2 mile from the closest street (or in my case), highway. The nearest neighbor is across that highway and south a little.

    Would you really want to have a naked female mowing (and masturbating) right next door to you? It might cause more problems than you think! ROFL!!
     
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    id take that chance :brow
     
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    Lol. Thanks!!!

    I guess no one else has masturbated outrageously then??
     
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    well steph u set the bar so wonderfuly high no one can even begin to compare with something like that
     
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    High? High would be if I had done that in a subdivision where all the neighbors could see (and whack off watching me). Lol. I live in a very rural area. The closest neighbor is about 1/2 mile away. I was alone. No one could see anything. It was still fun tho, and I'll probably do it again.

    Does anyone besides me masturbate themselves? If I get some good response, I'll do something really outrageous, and then post the details for you ...

    Steph.
     
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    well rural or not im still very impressed and really enjoyed hearing about it

    what do u mean does anyone else masturbate themselves? many people do me included
     
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    Like most (if not all?) people I masturbate. Usually now I'm watching porn and whacking off, sometimes alone and sometimes in my wife's presents. Nothing really outrageous there. But I occasionally jack off while driving my car or truck. Once when I was about 13 or 14 I had a long coat with the lining of the pockets worn out. While walking the several blocks to my paper route I would look like I had my hands in my pockets but I was really massaging my rod. Another place I did it was in study hall in high school in the school auditorium. As far as I know no one was near enough to notice. :eek I tried to use my mom's vacuum cleaner hose one time but I was already too big. :ugh
     
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    Thank you. I enjoyed doing it!

    Tell me more about how you masturbate. I like reading about it.
     
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    ^ Well I like to start of by watching some porn to get hard and then put either KY, or lotion on my hand(left). Then I stroke the shaft to get it lubed and then rub the head to get the pre cum for added lube. When I get close to climax I stop and then start back, to tease myself and to prolong the enjoyment, sometimes for 30 minutes ++ if Im alone in the house. Then when I cant stand it any more and my dick's feels like its going to explode I shoot my load all over and sometimes my eyes sort off roll back in my head from the intensity of the orgasm.
     
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    I burned upthe motor of my dad's shopvac when I was about 17. I'd place the hose over my penis and turn the beast on. My first "blow job." It was wonderful.
     
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    well theres not alot to tell i mean i get hard and i grab hold of my cock and i rub it i usualy stop a few times to make it last longer and then i cum usualy on my hand and stomach sometimes it gets up on my chest and a few times its gotten onto my face which was very cool but i really havent done anything outragous but if u want to know anythign more id be happy to tell u and tell me more about how u masturbate to i really like reading about it aswell
     
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    how do you feel about 'runon' sentences?
     
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    Grammar bitches

    One grammar bitch here is enough.
     
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    actualy i think one is too many and by the way Ms. Steph have u marked my english paper yet?
     
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    I think the other one adds a little class.
     
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    Grammer is one thing. That post hurt when I read it!!!
     
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    You've never submitted anything. I'll give you an "Incomplete" on it.
     
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    When I was youger, one year we had a maths teacher, she wore glasses and some thought she was geeky, but I found her pretty sexy. Anyway, once I was sat at the back in a maths lesson and started wanking under the desk. I so wanted to cum but I would have been caught.
     
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