[Ask a Girl] What if you got a midnight visit from the Penis Fairy?

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  1. clamUp

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    So you get a midnight visit from the Penis Fairy. You wake up and there in all its glory is a Mr. Happy where there wasn't one before. A note on your night stand says it expires after one week.

    Let us guys know what your seven day weenie would experience!
     
  2. Barbwire

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    I don't want a penis unless I can have the entire male physique. Chicks w/dicks are not very appealing to me.

    Now, if I had a male form, I'd probably spend a good deal of time m'bating and trying to score pussy. Oh, and I'd piss in the woods all I could. I've always been jealous of my fellow male trail riders when they can take a leak just about anywhere while we ladies have to find just the right sized tree to hide behind and fumble about with TP while tottering in a wobbly crouch.

    (Somebody call the grammar police, huh?) :lol