What I do when I'm bored (It's not as dirty as you might think...)

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  1. melo

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    I dunno if you guys have ever heard of Omegle. It's a chat with random strangers without any contact information or what have you... Any info you disclose is entirely up to you... no user account, no names just talk... But there's a catch, people go on this site either because they are bored (bored people are boring) or horny... I for one just like to screw with people. This is what happened one bored night: (oh btw in case you guys wanna try Omegle for yourselves: Click here)

    Here's the conversation:

    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: what's up?
    You: not much... im kinda horny
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: whatever you want... i also do gay, les, and inanimate objects.
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: be a lamp for me
    You: turn me on baby...
    You: pull my string
    Stranger: I'LL PULL YOUR STRING
    Stranger: ALLLLLL
    Stranger: NIIIIIIIIIGHT
    Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOONG
    You: take off my shade and see my bare bulb
    Stranger: OH YEA
    Stranger: I RUB YOUR BARE BULB
    Stranger: SO HARD
    Stranger: I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
    You: you just got burnt bitch.
    You: how does it feel?
    You: hot?
    Stranger: OH YEA
    Stranger: SO HOOOOOOT
    You: now bite down on the bulb
    You: it'll make sparks fly and send shivers down your spine
    Stranger: I BITE DOWN
    Stranger: so hardddddd
    You: the glass breaks and now you've got deep holes everywhere
    You: really deep
    Stranger: 0oh yeaaa
    Stranger: get in my holes you dirty lamp
    You: mm... you want me to call my friends? the lightswitch and the stove plug?
    Stranger: oh yea
    Stranger: cum on baby
    Stranger: call
     
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    :roflNice!
     
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    That site is so messed up that I was only half-surprised that he played along :p
     
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    Geesh, boredom can actually kill a person :eyes....lol
     
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    I bet both of you were laughing hysterically as this went on :lol
     
  6. heelfetish

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    I wish I read that earlier. Freakin' brilliant!