What do you think goes through Cerberus' head?

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  1. ninja08hippie

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    I'm drunk and was looking at my dog. I wonder what goes through his little beagle mind.

    I'm sleepy
    Master is snuggling me, I wonder if he wants something
    I love master
    WEIRD NOISE!
    I'm sleepy
    A flat tax system benefits the rich
    I'm sleepy
    Master is getting up, should I go with him
    Is master getting food
    Nope, going to that little lit up thing that he types into
    I love master
    I'm sleepy

    :p What do you think dogs think about?
     
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    I think that is exactly what your little doggie thinks about!
     
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    "Some day I'll get him, with his 'Sit!' and his 'Down!' and his 'Waaalkieees.' Just as soon as I grow my other two heads, it'll all be over."
     
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    Too cute too cute..

    "I wonder if master will give me more cuddles... I can't wait until the next time I eat... ooh I think I feel a poop coming on .. should I bark to go outside?"
     
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    This is so funny, we often imitate what we think our animals are saying. Just yesterday we discussed what accents our lizards should have . LOL
     
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    MUST PISS ON CARPET, MUST CHEW FURNITURE....but will he sell me to a chinese restaurant?

    ITS A JOKE people.
     
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    Thanks for reminding me. I had to take away his ball because he tore it open :( I need to get him a new one.
     
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    He's thinking," my balls taste like chicken...so does my asshole, everything tastes like CHICKEN."

    Happy?
     
    #9 backcheck64, Jun 23, 2011
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    You let your dog lick your balls & asshole?

    Might want to add some quotation marks there, BC. :lol
     
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    The dogs balls and ass, ok.
     
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    its chilly
     
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    I'm doing a very slow reread. So far I'm only through the first one.Cerberus will shoot fireballs from its heads, and they can easily be dodged by targeting it and Dodge Rolling to its side.
     
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    By the way, he has a new ball :)